Sorry if some are a bit inside, I am working on originals for all to understand, however all inside joke comics i've tweaked to atleast be understood by casual readers, and still deliver a punchline. Any opinions would be great, brutal or not.

Post.

Them.

Thnx.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Britt's Life Story by IHateSeph 11-07-05

This was Britt three years ago... Hi my name is Britt I am a Real Estate agent for New Jersey... I am 27 years old LMAO YOU FAT PIG! BEERISTHEWEEKEND: I DONT BELIEVE YOU! RavensGoddess28: Fo Sho One and a half years ago: Enter Yellow Teeth Britt LIKE OMG I AM 27 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU IDIOTS DON'T BELIEVE ME LMAO BIRD CAGE! III LiNa III: Hey britt so what's a bpo? Seph Deathstorm: Man, how long can she keep this up? Current day Britt... LMAO, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? I HAVE A HUSBAND THAT WORKS 2 JOBS, 4 BEAUTIFUL KIDS, AND A GREAT SEXY BODY AT 40. IM WAY HOTTER THAN ALL OF YOU! BuyingRain: I LOVE YOU BRITT LET ME EAT YOU OUT Seanluvsdaboyz: ahaha Gin is a lesbian kthx BuyingRain: STFU YOU FAG

Behind the Scenes: Britt and Gin by IHateSeph 11-08-05

A simple vulgar proposition by three different people... Seph: Britt, could you kindly get the fuck out? Britt: TOS TOS TOS!!! Veg: What the fuck Britt, get out my face. Britt: BIG EARS TOS TOS TOS!!! Whats this? Gin: Britt I want to fuck you like an animal. Britt: Meet me in five!

Veg and Mike Feat. Jesus Redux (Created by TheTruth) by IHateSeph 11-09-05

A simple conversation laid to waste by a simple mind. Veg: I quit UPS and found a job that pays more. So what you up to Mike? Mike: IT'S ALWAYS JOBS WITH YOU! JOB JOB JOB. Veg: Shit, chill out... I just thought since you went to college and shit... (Mike Interupts) Man, fuck you. I am out. Mike: I OWNED YOU! ROFFLE! ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT JOBS, YOU PEDO-FLAMER! Suddenly Jesus appears... I'll show him... I'll take the New York City test in Long Island, and move out of my mothers house at 27. MASTER PLAN! Man I thought jewish people were smart... What happened to this kid? Father, whats wrong with you? Are you sick?

The Metrosexual Cigarette Redux by IHateSeph 11-10-05

Damn... I need a smoke. Hey you, take a big suck of me! Err... I don't think so... I think that'd make me kinda gay. You do look gayish. I am not gay! I am metrosexual! It's not "exactly" gayness! C'mon wrap your mouth around my filter and swallow my menthol! And that is as much as my homosexual tolerance can stand.

The Resident Evil Reject Redux by IHateSeph 11-10-05

So you're suprised you got rejected for a zombie role in Resident Evil 3? Well, come on, I am a real zombie! A REAL ZOMBIE! I don't have to act, it's just human nature. Don't you mean ZOMBIE nature? Yeah, WHATEVER. Point is I do everything exactly like a zombie. I don't act, I do it everyday! And you do realize they don't hire your kind, cause you're the type that eats the cast members, and crew right? Craft Service Table! (For those who don't know, cause you're stupid: A CST is a table on the set of a production with food on it for the crew to munch on.)

Sorry, I was in a rush. Carry on.

KRAFT SERVICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

The last one would have been good if you hadn't added that explanation at the end.