...and he filled it with funny!

JESUSSANDWICH told me he had found a funny chat log series.

I told him he was on crack.

Then he gave me the URL.

He is not on crack.

Okay, maybe he is on crack, but even if he is it doesn't stop him freom recognising good comics.

Here 'tis... I think most of us have had a conversation like this with a prpfoundly ignorant person who flatly refuses to understand what you are talking about...

watch doom3 in action part 1 by bencomic 10-22-05

Im going to search for ff7 screenies I AM YET TO SEE A GAME THAT RIVALS DOOM3 oh my god, please don't tell me you mean THIS? http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/ finalfantasy11/screens.html?page=101 i doubt it, since it says final fantasy 11, but ok lemme look Oh, I don't understand Roman numerals very well well, 11 means 11.

watch doom3 in action part 2 by bencomic 10-22-05

wait seven is VII? If so... http://www.gamespot.com/pc/ rpg/finalfantasy7/ screens.html?page=2 BWAHAHAHAHAH! I must have found the wrong game Because compare that and THIS: http://www.doomworld.com /php/screenie.php?dir=/ doom3_120603/&number=3 Notice a difference? ff7's are better? yeah i noticed Doom3 has to calculate each light source hundreds of times depending on the movement of the characters and other objects.

watch doom3 in action part 3 by bencomic 10-22-05

Final Fantasy 7's environment has been pre-rendered and will NOT change. There is a very big difference. Let me make it clearer- dude one of the plates fell. that changed! *Sigh* Let say this. We make a doom3 level and a FF7 level, each one is nearly identicle They are both a room with a lamp. The 3d lighting from the lamp colors the room and then SEPHIROTH COMES omg

watch doom3 in action part 4 by bencomic 10-22-05

In Doom3 you walk up and push the lamp the lighting changes as the lamp sways back and forth you can't push lamps in ff7, but you might find a potion. or cait sith might be like HAY I CAN GIVE YOU A FORTUNE! I AM SPYING ON YOU AND MY BALLPARK FIGURE IS SIX INCHES In ff7 you push the lamp but the lighting remains the same Oh my god, GET IT INTO YOU'RE BRAIN THAT DOOM3 HAS PER-PIXEL DYNAMIC LIGHTING THAT CONSTANTLY CHANGES AND FF7 DOES NOT AND FF7'S LIGHTING IS PRE-RENDERED PR-E- -REN-DUR-ED doom3 does not have sephiroth, and sephiroth fucking rocks

watch doom3 in action part 5 by bencomic 10-22-05

You're hopeless You can at least admit that doom3's lighting owns ff7's lighting BECAUSE DOOM3'S LIGHTING IS NOT PRERENDERED! Please read what I said and UNDERSTAND IT Saying ff7 has better graphics then doom3 is like saying wolf-3d has better graphics then far-cry but ff7 has sephiroth and does not have RAWR SPIDERS They're called Trites thank you very much

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watch doom3 in action part 6 by bencomic 10-22-05

Doom3 owns ff7 you know that Want proof? FF7 can run on a ps2, Doom3 had to be majorly cut down to even run on an xbox and it probably still won't run. xbox is for idiots though, who cares. DOOM3 REQUIRES THE BEST GRAPHIC CARDS AND HARDWARE MADE SO FAR TO ACTUALLY HOPE TO RUN AND FF7 CAN RUN ON A PS2!!! ROFLMAO ff7 has a snowboarding minigame. and a dating minigame.

watch doom3 in action part 7 by bencomic 10-22-05

ps2's are sooo outdated Nearly everyone will admit that doom3 owns ff7 in the areas of graphics And if you STILL won't believe me I'l make you believe me goto www.doom3.com and view the trailer Click the trailer button AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION play ff7. it's like 15 bucks and it's the best game ever

watch doom3 in action part 8 by bencomic 10-22-05

AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION

watch doom3 in action part 9 by bencomic 10-22-05

AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION ok stop doing that

watch doom3 in action part 10 by bencomic 10-22-05

Also when the shooting starts notice the amazing ai. I watched the trailer and was amazed Also please notice the four-dimensional lighting and the per-poly hit detection ff7 has ULTIMA WEAPON and a dating minigame Are you watching the trailer? no.

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watch doom3 in action part 11 by bencomic 10-22-05

Click the trailer button Are you watching the trailer? AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION Speaking of Action, Action doom will be released soon

watch doom3 in action part 12 by bencomic 10-22-05

YOU CANNOT STOP THE MASK! HE SHALL ALWAYS COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU NO MATTER WHAT Ah ignore me im slightly drunk at the moment -ChanServ- develin deleted from #cunt access list.  :)  don't do that again * nuero sets mode: -o develin damn :( * heh has left #cunt

watch doom3 in action part 13 by bencomic 10-22-05

* develin has joined #hehz0r hello DAMN YOU :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( * heh has quit IRC (Client closed connection)

watch doom3 in action part 14 by bencomic 10-22-05

* develin searches for ff7 screenies and info roflmao, Release Date: 05/31/1998 Now no wonder the graphics are so outdated. That's only a year after Quake's release. You've got to be joking. FF7 maybe fun but it's outdated. understand plzkthxbye :) Today is June 25th 2004. FF7's release date is May 31st 1998 duke nukem forever is also better than doom3 Duke Nukem Forever is the best vapor-ware ever. Well the second best vaporware ever Half Life 2 takes first place

watch doom3 in action part 15 by bencomic 10-22-05

DOOM3 OWNZ DNF! DOOM3 OWNZ FF7! how can you compare one game that hasn't been released to another game that hasn't been released I've looked at screenshots the ff7 movie's graphics are better than doom3 HOW DO YOU KNOW?! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE DOOM3 TRAILER you keep showing me pictures of fucking spiders and lamps

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watch doom3 in action part 16 by bencomic 10-22-05

DID YOU HEAR THAT DOOM3 WILL BE RELEASED THIS SUMMER? NO IT SEEMS YOU HAVENT ID SOFTWARE SAID THAT! ID SOFTWARE DOES NOT FAIL RELEASE DATES DAMMIT! Oh well, enjoy you're cool games http://www.palmbiscotte.com/ images_articles/doom3.jpg With per-poly hit detection </sarcasm> i don't even know what the fuck that means so it's not like it matters to me you can take a lamp in doom3 and shove it up your ass and will any light come out of your mouth

watch doom3 in action part 17 by bencomic 10-22-05

Let me ask you a serious question nuero. I'm sure you've played ff7 enough to know this yes, cid can snowboard before you even ask When you shoot someone in ff7 will it leave a mark. Like a bloody hole? THAT'S per-poly hit detection http://www.palmbiscotte.com/ images_articles/doom3.jpg CAN FF7 DO THIS? I DOUBT TI they lose hp, and that's basically the same thing  no

watch doom3 in action part 18 by bencomic 10-22-05

* zamros has joined #hehz0r who are you i'm zamros, the rootinest tootinest cowboy this side of the mississippi. i'd just like to say, that well, doom 3 sucks nope and it doesn't exist Yes it does no it doesn't. give me proof

watch doom3 in action part 19 by bencomic 10-22-05

It'll be release this Summer so will duke nukem forever!!! Just wait i want proof now. give me proof that it exists Wait. It will be released waiting is not good proof

watch doom3 in action part 20 by bencomic 10-22-05

GameSpot says August 3rd i want concrete solid evidence. gamespot is a lying sack of shit and you know it, fag www.doom3.com View the trailer. That's proof no. i can't play videos on my computer That's true proof, because you actually see the game being played no it isn't

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watch doom3 in action part 21 by bencomic 10-22-05

all evidence can be fabricated. you know what game had good graphics though? mortal kombat No. Far Cry mortal kombat kicks doom 3's big fat ugly ass here are the best graphics in ff7 at work http://www.likebuttah. com/SA/punkasfuck3.jpg also here http://goat.cx/hello.jpg. that's proof! if you don't wanna look it's not my fault

watch doom3 in action part 22 by bencomic 10-22-05

doom 3 is like "oh look, we can make shit look pretty" You're arguments don't even make any sense your incorrect use of contractions makes that sentence not make sense Ever heard of the leaked doom3 alpha? THAT'S proof that doom3 is real anyone can go make an alpha and 'leak' it remember alpha from power rangers? he fucking rocked

watch doom3 in action part THE LAST ONE, FINALLY by bencomic 10-22-05

oh btw Zamros doom3 was shown at e3. People got to play it e3. who the fuck goes to e3? that's right. dorks like you Not me, some people I know did i'd shoot myself if i were you shut up zamros if i was even loosely acquainted with anyone who went to e3 i'd just want to hurt myself.

It peters out a little toward the end, but there's some funny shit in there.

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Ahahaha. My favorite line was where he told him to shove a lamp up his ass and see if any light came out.

Brilliant.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

My favorite part was the altermating backgrounds.

Just for the record FF7 and Doom2 both suck donkey balls. Fucking nerds.

Why is it that when someone makes a chat log comic series, the backgrounds change in pretty much every panel in the series?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My favorite line was "They're called Trites thank you very much."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Fantastic! You can just tell that the red lizard guy was totally winding the other guy up.

They alternate backgrounds because they have ADD.

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My favorite part was the altermating backgrounds.

Just for the record FF7 and Doom2 both suck donkey balls. I fuck nerds.

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That gave me seizures scrolling down it, not to mention the various dead braincells, and anuyerisms I had reading the dialogue. Still, you have to admit, putting a stupid video game log in comics, and displaying emotions and such is way better than reading a plain text log that you can give a rats ass about. Thumbs up.

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Welcome. You've got mail. Oh... Just kidding it's spam. ...And porn.

oh god i'm famous :(

no nuero, i'm famous. you're just a lizard headed final fantasy nerd!

anyway, i am glad you all (mostly) enjoyed our hilarity! we'd like to take you home with us.

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