UNDERSTANDING WRESTLING by wenisinfurs 10-04-01

Must say, I'm a bit perplexed by wrestling. To me it is the ultimate WHITE TRASH sport and my snobbiness really kicks in with regards to all things WHITE TRASH. Yes, it is very WHITE TRASH, as you say, but you know... society like language should continually evolve and encompass the best parts each group has to offer. This is the direction hill society has moved toward. Plus, it's just sexy guys rolling around on top of each other.

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

life in it's many flavors of losers by wenisinfurs 10-16-01

...and THE ONE BILLY GUNN use to be Mr. ASS and he was part of D.X. and tag teamed with ROAD DOGG.... uh huh.... which Shaun Michaels and Triple H were also a part of.. CHYNA too, but she started as their bodyguard. Wait a minute! You know all this WRESTLING crap yet you say I have No Life?! Well, what else is there to do? See ya LOSER! I'm going on line....

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Scary.

I understand everything youve just said , and i spend my entire life online.

i sense for me there will be no salvation.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

And you know something... I knew all of that.

What I think is funny is that Kane was supposedly burned over 90% of his body when he was introduced... I guess when he became a professional wrestler, his mutant healing factor kicked in, allowing him to strategically shed bits and pieces of his costume.

No , i much prefer it when people who have supposedly been trying to kill each other by running each other down with cars , or dropping them from cranes , or high balconies , etc etc , suddenly become best of friends as though it never happened.

And Kanes mutant healing factor isnt as good as Undertaker and his "Power from the urn" being replaced by "Bikertaker".

I pray someday , Kevin Nash wanders down the aisle , walks up the Undertaker , beats him senseless with a sharp/blunt object of his choosing , and says "Thats for stealing my gimmick for the last year asshole"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

here's a little-known fact that betrays my past wrestling-geekhood:

when the undertaker was first introduced, at the survivor series in '88 or '89, they called hime kane the undertaker. soon his christian name was deleted, then much later they revealed a brother of his, named kane. huh?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

also, the phenom crap

for a brief period kane was refered to as the phenom, but undertaker maintained it for the majority

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Tobor wrassles! by wenisinfurs 10-17-01

What is TOBOR's favorite wrestling hold? thinking... thinking..thinking... MMRRAARR! THE CORN-HOLD!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Not too shabby.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

next crap fact

we brits are responsible for the death of yokozuna

well, actually not we brits but our spiders

he was on the promotional side of an old wrestling tour with old wrestlers and in his hotel suite he saw a spider

his arachnophobia caused a heart attack

the end

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Wrasslin From a Hillbilly Perspective.... by wenisinfurs 10-24-01

I reckon that there wrasslin is fake what with the rollin and the jumpin and what not! makes a fella wish we could go back in time when sports was sports.... Come here chicken noodle! I'm a gonna ride you! Holy Flamin Rick Flair! Someone save me!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...