The first one I thought was chuckly, but I think I must be missing something in the second one.
--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
Yeah the first was funny, had a good punchline. The second was also funny, but... I didn't find the punchline anywhere... Is it in the pimps pocket by any chance? Is he holding out on a brotha?
The name of the third comic in the set was misspelled. Doctor Lizrard-Thing is what it was titled. Too many r's. Thus, self inflicted comic burn on me.