And found I lacked the humor to pull it off.

Warning, they're vulgar and not particularly good.

Uncreative by heroesmag 11-14-05

Listen, kid, this whole shoving your shit under the bed and saying the room is clean has got to go. I mean, how's a guy supposed to live under there with all the Barbies and stuff? MOOOOOOMMMMM!!! Oh, and I ate your dog.

My Mind Is Full Of Filth That Lacks Humor by heroesmag 11-14-05

So then I says to the guy, "hey, move it or lose it!" Bastard! Yeah, I know. I mean, I gave him fair warning and all. I bet that's the last time he sticks his dick in someone's face, let me tell you. I bet.

Do What? by heroesmag 11-14-05

Put up your dukes! But I'm grease drenched fat! And you've been hitting on my girl! We's gonna have ourselves a throwdown! But I'm delicious on toast with lettuce and tomato! So's Fat Albert, but I still kicked his ass around. Let's rumble! NOOOO!

Oh yes, so vulgar. OH MY GOD!!!! I'M SO OFFENDED!!!!

BTC31: Maybe it's Maybelline by Hari_Nezumi 6-09-05

Edna, is that you? Why Mimi, we haven't talked in ages! We should do something together. To catch up. That's a good idea. I know! I'll buy us some hookers and you get a motel room. We can have an good old fashioned orgy, just like back in the day! That's disturbing.

Thoughts From The Nomadic Chicken, Yet Again. by Hari_Nezumi 6-02-05

There's a German Porverb that says, "You are what you eat." But I know that's it's not supposed to be taken literally. I mean, come on, do I look like a vagina?

SO VULGAR!!!!!!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Oh hey...random comics! This would make a great thread! by theReverend 11-15-05

Hey, how about instead of creating a new random layout comics thread every time you fucking feel like it, you simply add to one of the trillions of others...Hmmmm? Yeah, and also do that because you suck some dicks. Really though, it gets annoying. Everyone has some random comics or can quickly come up with some. So there's really no point in creating a new thread everytime. Think of how big the ONE random comics thread could be by now! It would rival Tattoo Barbie! Why not? If I was Brad I'd be deleting random comics threads like shit-crazy. I'm starting to run out of talking points. Are you going to touch my pussy or what? I can't hold this pose forever.

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