Thought I'd give it a whirl. Take a look:

Hey Kids, It's Jesus! by the14thdoctor 11-15-05

"Rockin' around the Christmas tree..." No... "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock..." Nah... I friggin' hate my birthday.

Hey Kids, It's Jesus Again! by the14thdoctor 11-15-05

Oh Father, why hast thou forsaken me on my birthday? Dad has a weird sense of humor.

Hey Kids, It's Still Jesus! by the14thdoctor 11-15-05

At least now I can watch some TV... "Lights please..." Oh no, not this again! "That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown." Can't I get one friggin' episode of C.S.I.? "Hark, the herald angels sing..."

I like 'em all. The second one was especially genius. Yay!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You sir, are hilarious.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I love the first one.

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Don't like it? Eat me.