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jimstringtown
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01: Glorious Return by jimstringtown
11-16-05
Sorry.
's no biggie.
Akirajim! You're back!
Yeah. Reincarnation sucks.
Your Mom says we need to try the abortion again.

02: Shocking Revelation by jimstringtown
11-16-05
Why, hello, Triple DexX. Where's Sandy?
Huh?
Your nine-months-pregnant wife.
Oh. At the clinic.
You know, kid, you somehow remind me of our son.

03: Thrilling Partnership by jimstringtown
11-16-05
Hello, Jim. Your father, DexX, has hired me to teach you-
Murderball?
No, not fucking Murderball.

04: Tortuous Exposition by jimstringtown
11-16-05
You're going to teach me magic? Sweet!
So, how'd you wind up a cripple, Harry Potter?
A cripple?
No, dude. I'm just lazy.

05: Tingling Relations by jimstringtown
11-16-05
Jim, I'm having Harry teach you magic for one reason alone:
So I can help you fight crime?
No, no. So you can help me smoke blunts, peddle smack, smack whores, peddle children, and sate my lust upon the homeless.
Okay, this is one of those times you're going to have to wink if you're joking.

Elsewhere...

[Click to view comic: '06: Villainous Antagonists']

[Click to view comic: '07: Startling Appearance']

[Click to view comic: '08: Gangly Aggregation']

Slices of a pleasant life... Threatened?

[Click to view comic: '09: Hazardous Deployment']

Mysterious strangers... Enemies or assholes?

[Click to view comic: '10: Queasy Interlude']

Meanwhile...

[Click to view comic: '11: Harsh Summoning']

[Click to view comic: '12: Adept Instruction']

[Click to view comic: '13: Ostentatious Detail']

There will be more. Oh, there will be more. And you will hate those, too.

And the plot will become coherent. And you will still hate it.

(If you can't figure it out from the strips, I used to be a Stripcreator called Akirajim. My backlog is ninety percent crap, ten percent genius. That is, if you think dick jokes can be genius.)

11-16-05 7:14pm (new)
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HotRodDeathToll
Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

Member Rated:

Brilliant.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

11-16-05 11:49pm (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

Member Rated:

You deserve TWO MILLION stars

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

11-16-05 11:52pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

Member Rated:

You are brilliant! Now I am in desperate need of a spankerchief...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

11-17-05 12:41am (new)
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Chuckaduck
My tongue's your thong...

Member Rated:

I totally dig a lot of that stuff.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

11-17-05 9:12am (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

Member Rated:

GRATE!

Sorry, I mean great. I was typing one-handed.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

11-17-05 9:38am (new)
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