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| Why, hello, Triple DexX. Where's Sandy? | |
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| You know, kid, you somehow remind me of our son. | |
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| Hello, Jim. Your father, DexX, has hired me to teach you- | |
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| No, not fucking Murderball. | |
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| You're going to teach me magic? Sweet! | |
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| So, how'd you wind up a cripple, Harry Potter? | |
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| No, no. So you can help me smoke blunts, peddle smack, smack whores, peddle children, and sate my lust upon the homeless. | |
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Elsewhere...
[Click to view comic: '06: Villainous Antagonists']
[Click to view comic: '07: Startling Appearance']
[Click to view comic: '08: Gangly Aggregation']
Slices of a pleasant life... Threatened?
[Click to view comic: '09: Hazardous Deployment']
Mysterious strangers... Enemies or assholes?
[Click to view comic: '10: Queasy Interlude']
Meanwhile...
[Click to view comic: '11: Harsh Summoning']
[Click to view comic: '12: Adept Instruction']
[Click to view comic: '13: Ostentatious Detail']
There will be more. Oh, there will be more. And you will hate those, too.
And the plot will become coherent. And you will still hate it.
(If you can't figure it out from the strips, I used to be a Stripcreator called Akirajim. My backlog is ninety percent crap, ten percent genius. That is, if you think dick jokes can be genius.)