[Click to view comic: '01: Glorious Return']

[Click to view comic: '02: Shocking Revelation']

[Click to view comic: '03: Thrilling Partnership']

[Click to view comic: '04: Tortuous Exposition']

[Click to view comic: '05: Tingling Relations']

Elsewhere...

[Click to view comic: '06: Villainous Antagonists']

[Click to view comic: '07: Startling Appearance']

[Click to view comic: '08: Gangly Aggregation']

Slices of a pleasant life... Threatened?

[Click to view comic: '09: Hazardous Deployment']

Mysterious strangers... Enemies or assholes?

[Click to view comic: '10: Queasy Interlude']

Meanwhile...

[Click to view comic: '11: Harsh Summoning']

[Click to view comic: '12: Adept Instruction']

[Click to view comic: '13: Ostentatious Detail']

There will be more. Oh, there will be more. And you will hate those, too.

And the plot will become coherent. And you will still hate it.

(If you can't figure it out from the strips, I used to be a Stripcreator called Akirajim. My backlog is ninety percent crap, ten percent genius. That is, if you think dick jokes can be genius.)

Brilliant.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

You deserve TWO MILLION stars

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

You are brilliant! Now I am in desperate need of a spankerchief...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I totally dig a lot of that stuff.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

GRATE!

Sorry, I mean great. I was typing one-handed.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka