Hi,

Another n00b, I'm afraid(!)

Just started playing around with the comics and I have two threads emerging. This is one of them - Going Boldly.

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-17-05

Cadet Billy is taking his driving test Okay now I want you to parallel park between those 2 asteroids. Uh-oh I think I hit something! It looks like the Captain's shuttle! Should I go to warp speed? Nah, we'll blame it on the Klingons.

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Kirk goes dating by count_libido 11-16-05

Captain Kirk goes to a dating agency So Mr. Kirk, give me some details. Uh, let's see... big chest, wig, corset... That's what you're looking for? No, that's me! Uh...I don't think we can help you at this time... Green women. Do you have any green women?

Is Spock Gay? by count_libido 11-16-05

So what's with the pointy ears? Are you some kinda pixie? What's a pixie? Uh, it's like a fairy Hey, I'm all man baby!

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-17-05

Spock is at the Improv... Hey, what kind of can reads your mind? A Vul-can! Hello? Taxi for Spock.

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-17-05

The Away Team Ready to beamdown? No freaking way! Gimme a different shirt! Active transporter! You bas... * They keep sending 'em, I keep blasting 'em...

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-17-05

Meeting fellow Spacemen So how's life on your ship? Not bad I guess... We boldly go where no one has gone before. They pay us peanuts. We're in fixed orbit around a pleasure planet. We get paid in bananas. Want to swap? I don't like peanuts.

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Latest one

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-17-05

The Captain is at a party... ..and I said 'that's my final front ear'! Ha ha ha! That is so lame! Captain to Bridge, launch photon torpedos! Yeah Baby! Don't mess with a starship captain!

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I liked "Kirk goes dating" the best. It was very Shatnerish.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Very.

And I'm always looking for green women as well.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

new strip...

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-21-05

The Alien Peace Negotiation So what do you boogers want? You blew up our planet and made out with our women! The time has come for you to pay! Later, back on the ship... Toupee? You said you couldn't tell!

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Going Boldly by count_libido 11-22-05

Auditions for Starship Captain. CCOOOORRRNNN! Next.... Uh..? Can? Next.... KKHHAAAANNNNNNN! You're hired.

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The Going Boldy crew meets God!

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-25-05

Who are you? I am God. I thought you lived at the centre of the galaxy or something? What am I? A donut hole?

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-25-05

If you really are God, show me a miracle. Okay BEHOLD! THE LORD, YOUR GOD! I was thinking more like getting reruns of TJ Hooker.

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-25-05

How can you God? How can someone be in charge of something so powerful when they're short, fat and bald? Takes one to know one. I don't know what you're talking about...

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-25-05

Whhoo! haa! Whoa! Aaah! What the heck are you doing? Moving in mysterious ways!

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-25-05

Ok, I'll prove I'm God. Whaddya want? Ask me anything! I want women to think I'm cute! You got it! Presto Chango! Later Aw, isn't he the cutest? Me and my big mouth...

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Funny stuff!

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I dumb :D

hey, consistantly good comics

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Going Boldly by count_libido 11-29-05

The Starship toilet... Oh yeah! Man, that feels better! Sweet zombie Jesus! What IS that smell? That would be the 'Captain's log'.

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That joke has been done too many times, otherwise I would say it's good.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

well.... try this one:

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-28-05

Ensign, prepare to beam down to the Death Planet! The Death Planet? Are you freaking crazy? I'll be killed for sure! Look, I'm sure it's just a name. You'll be fine. Yeah? Well what happenned to the last guys you sent? Down on the planet... Hey, you're on an Away Team? So was I!

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Bit of a repeat, but what the hey...

Going Boldy by count_libido 11-29-05

Hi, welcome to Galaxy Fried Chicken. Can I take your order please? Yes, I'd like the the GFC combo meal! You want a side order with that? Beans? Gravy? Corn? CCCOOOOOORRRRRNNNN!!!!!

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I couldn't help but laugh at that last one. You get some cool points that are redeemable for absolutely nothing.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-30-05

Can you believe this? I have to go on an anger management course in the Neutral Zone! sassisfrassinrassin... Hey, is this the Neutral Zone? Could be.

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-30-05

The Neutral Zone Yeah, I'm here for the Anger Management course? Whatever. Are you always so neutral? Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-30-05

The Neutral Zone... So are you going to teach me how to control my anger? Maybe. Can't you give me a straight answer? Perhaps. This is getting me nowhere! Well, it could do. Then again maybe it couldn't.

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-30-05

The Neutral Zone So the secret of controlling my anger is to stay neutral like you guys, right? All I know is...maybe. This is stupid! How would you like me to call up my starship and shove a photon torpedo up your ass? I don't know until I try it. Back on the ship.. So you blew up the Neutral Zone? They had it coming!

Going Boldly by count_libido 11-30-05

So without the Neutral Zone, what will act as a buffer between the warring factions of the galaxy? We just need to take their minds off war and focus them on something else! I got the solution over here... "The Free Internet Porn Zone"?!

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The meets god set were very funny. I'm looking forward to more going boldly.

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