And this is my other strip: The Adventures of Smokey & Bacon.

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-17-05

Hey Smokey! Check me out! Uh...do you have any clothes on? No! I'm Streaky Bacon!

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We all gotta start somewhere...

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-17-05

Smokey goes to school Hey kid! You wanna smoke? It's ok, I'm menthol! Smokey! Are you giving cigarettes to children? Giving cigs to kids, are you crazy? I'm selling them! 2 fo fiddy cent! Cool! Cut me in for some of that action!

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-17-05

Bacon goes for a job... So Mr. Bacon, what sort of work do you think you're suited for? Gee I dunno... I think I've found a place where you'll fit right in! Golly thanks! The Police Station... Is this some kinda joke? Do I get a gun?

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-17-05

Tips for foreign travellers If a British person asks you for a fag, don't get alarmed! In America, fag means a gay person, but in England it means a cigarette. Right and if a Brit says he wants a bacon butty...'butty' is slang for sandwich! It is? Yup! So it's nothing to do with anal sex? Man, that guy totally lied to me!

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-17-05

Hey Smokey! You wanna meet my mom? Sure! Hello Smokey. You're Bacon's mom? Wow, he's a real chip off the block! More like a slice off the old rump. Ew! Too much information!

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Not bad newbie, not bad at all.

I would consider leaving the last character in the last panel silent in some of these. They don't always HAVE to talk and sometimes, such as in the last comic, it takes away from the comedic effect rather than adding to it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-18-05

The Protest Rally Your friend Smokey is part of the evil tobacco industry & is contributing to the downfall of the health of the nation! Oh yeah? Eat me! I can't. I'm a vegetarian.

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These comics are amusing.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Fucking bacon-hatin' vegetarian shites.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Especially the ones who name themselves after blt sandwiches.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-22-05

Say Bacon, have you got a match? Have I got a match? Now I do!

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Smokey & Bacon are guys I would like to hang with. S&B is by far your best work.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Yes, it's an oldie but I prefer the term 'classic'

;o)

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-28-05

Hey Bacon! How was your day? Terrible! I got fired from the butchers! What for? Fooling around with the bacon slicer... What happenned to the bacon slicer? She got fired too!

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Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-28-05

Hey man, you got any cigarettes? Sure man, sure. You lookin' for a smoke? Nope, I'm trying to get a date.

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We all gotta start somewhere...

That last one wasn't bad.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

one more...

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-29-05

Millions of years ago... Whatcha doing? Smokin'! Is it cool? It won't make me extinct or anything will it? Nah! Light 'em up! Today... Damn those rising oil prices! Hey, if it wasn't for me, there wouldn't be any oil!

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We all gotta start somewhere...

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-30-05

Oh boy! It's the Smokey & Bacon show! Hi kids! Today's show is brought to you by the letters 'P' and 'I' and the number '55'! "P.I.55?' Quiet Smokey! I don't think they've noticed!

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-30-05

I love the Smokey & Bacon show! It's time for "Ask Smokey" Is smoking bad for you, Mr. Smokey? Er... you mean bad as in good right? Like, you know... 'I'm baaad'?

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 11-30-05

The Smokey & Bacon Show. Hi kids! You wanna play a guessing game? 1Q, 2Q, 3Q, 5Q. Now, what did I miss out? 4Q! Later backstage... Hey, I made that kid say a swear on national television. You owe me fi' dolla!

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We all gotta start somewhere...

"Is it cool? It won't make me extinct or anything will it?" still makes me giggle when I read this thread.

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Mediocrity at its most average.