I can't think of anything funnier than someone getting nailed in the nuts. When I first saw this Gabe character, that's what came to mind. The following is an "evolution" of the Gabe-gets-naile-in-the-nuts character. Your feedback is welcome, along with any similar comics you'd like to post.

RCL no. 74 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-10-05

GAH! You got me right in the nuts! You win, man! YAY!

RCL no. 87 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-11-05

OUCH! You kneed me right in my NUTS! What the hell d'you do that for? It's the Apocalypse, baby! No more rules!

RCL no. 128 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-12-05

Damn, mister! Your cat bit me on my nuts! Did you hear me? HEY, MISTER! Just ignore the bad man, Snookums...

RCL no. 138 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-13-05

OUCH! You nailed me right in the nuts! What the hell you do that for, Jesus? The next time you want to curse the darkness, keep my name out of it, fuck-face!

Here's some more:

RCL no. 172 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-16-05

OUCH! You punched me right in the nuts, Santa! What the hell d'you do that for? Well, Gabe... Last year I gave you a lump of coal because you were bad. Since your behavior hasn't improved this year, I decided to take a more direct approach! Merry Christmas, asshole!

RCL no. 178 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-16-05

OUCH! You kicked me right in the nuts! Why the fuck did you do that? I didn't mean to! I was just having a little fun and lost control of my big, floppy shoe! Then, do me a favor and QUIT CLOWNING AROUND!! But... But...

RCL no. 181 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-16-05

OUCH!! You bit me right on the nuts! That's funny... They didn't TASTE like nuts! Cocksucker!

RCL no. 183 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-16-05

OUCH! I'm soooooo sorry! You nailed me in the nuts...AGAIN! Why did you do that...AGAIN?! It was an accident, dude! I'm new at juggling, and I guess one got away from me! Yeah? If, your so new at it, then why are you practicing with bowling balls?!

And, more:

RCL no. 199 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-17-05

OUCH! You horned me right in the nuts! What the fuck, Sven?! I TOLD YOU ALL SALES WERE FINAL!! I didn't think it'd hurt to ask... Boy, was I wrong!

RCL no. 205 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-17-05

OUCH! ........... Goddamn! I'm tired of getting nailed in the nuts! Then, you're not going to like this, Gabe! What does it [oomph!] say? Apparently, you getting nailed in the nuts is a big hit with the viewers, and the writers have no intention of ending it any time soon...

RCL no. 220 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-18-05

OUCH! You nailed me in the nuts! What the hell did you do that for? It's what we big brothers do! I'm telling mom!

RCL no. 248 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-22-05

OUCH! What's wrong? What do you mean "what's wrong"? My nuts are killing me! Well... You didn't follow Pocket-Pool Club rule number one! What's that..? "Don't talk about Pocket-Pool Club"? No... "Don't squeeze your balls too hard"!

RCL no. 251 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-22-05

OUCH! I'm sooooo sorry! Why don't you watch where you're going, witch! You flew right into my nuts! I said I was sorry! Tell that to my aching gonads, Broom Hilda! You better ease up, home-grown, 'fore I turn yor ass into a newt!

Had enough?

RCL no. 252 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-23-05

What's wrong? My nuts hurt! Ow! Ow! Ow! How can that be? I didn't see a coconut fall on them, or a witch fly into them... I think I got an STD from you! Really? Sorry! Thanks a lot, mom!

RCL no. 277 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-24-05

OUCH! My nuts hurt, yet you never touched them! How'd you do that? Never under-estimate the power of the TIKI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [snort] Cocksucker!

RCL no. 280 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-25-05

OUCH! Oh, I get it! Ol' Gabe got nailed in the nuts again! Ha, ha! Very funny! Why don't you all go [oomph] fuck yourselves!

RCL no. 305 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-26-05

OUCH! What's wrong? My nuts hurt! You're probably feeling the effects of gamma radiation eating away at your gonads, effectively making you sterile! Dude... I became sterile long ago when I was nailed in the nuts for the hundreth time!

RCL no. 327 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-31-05

I know what you're all anticipating! That Stick-boy here his going to hammer a couple of nails into my nuts! Well, I've read today's script, and it ain't happening! Ha, ha! I guess he didn't see the last minute re-write...

I didn't realize I wrote so many.

RCL no. 350 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-06-05

Ouch! What's wrong, Gabe? My nuts hurt! Are you sure you're qualified to do scrotum piercings? Uh, yeah. Sure. Whatever...

RCL no. 361 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-08-05

OUCH! Goo, goo? Why did I say "ouch"? You bit me on my dick, bonehead! Why'd you do that? Goo, goo, googity-goo! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You thought it was your pacifier? What's so fucking funny about that, you little shit!

RCL no. 367 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-09-05

OUCH! Goddamn, my nuts hurt! What were you thinking, TOBOR? TOBOR NO THINK! TOBOR JUST CORNHOLE!! Doesn't cornholing involve the BUTT? Well, it's really dark out, and I couldn't see, and...

RCL no. 422 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-05

OUCH! Goddamn, Ms. Stinkybutt! What's wrong? When I told you I wanted to bust your "cherry", I didn't mean I wanted to drill you in your lit end! Was it good for you?

RCL no. 436 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-21-05

grrrrrrrrrrr OUCH! grrrrrrrrrrrr Goddamn, Cujo! When I said I had a "boner" between my legs, I didn't mean... grrrrrrrrrr Well... You readers can fill in the rest of this obvious, lame-ass punchline!

One could make a career out of Gabe's nuts getting nailed!

RCL no. 469 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-27-05

CRACK! OUCH! MY NUTS!! CRACK! STOP IT!! CRACK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHORE!!!

RCL no. 479 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-03-05

Oops! OUCH! You spilled some of your scalding world-famous coffee on my nuts! Uh... You thinking what I'm thinking, Gabe? Yeah... This has got to be the LAMEST "Gabe-gets-nailed-in-the-nuts" comic to date!

RCL no. 499 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-06-05

Oh, that I may [oompf!] know not the pain of my 'nards being tightly squeezed... ...nor kicked by a big clown, nor broom-handled by an old hag, nor objects of great mass, a.k.a. coconuts, dropped on them, nor cornholed by a big, red robot named, "TOBOR"... ...what a joyous [OUCH!] life that would truly be! BOOOOOOOOOO!GET OFF THE STAGE, YOU BIG FAIRY!!

RCL no. 550 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-17-05

Ow! Ow! Ow! I DID offer him anesthesia before I did the procedure... Ow! Ow! Ow! ...but, he refused, saying he would "take it like a man"! Ow! Ow! Ow! I tell ya... I've NEVER seen this much bleeding from a simple vasectomy!

RCL no. 581 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-26-05

OUCH! Goddammit, man! I thought you vampires bit people on the NECK! I was gay before I transformed, and old habits are hard to break. Sorry.

And, finally...

RCL no. 593 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-31-05

Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, to live a life without depth, without conviction, without aim... Man! That really HURT!! ...is not a life I want to live! Therefore, I shall pound this nail into my brain and put an end to this miserable existence! Okay! So, you want to put an end to your suck-ass life. Fine. I get it. But, why did you hit me in the [oomph!] nuts with that hammer first? Did I not mention the fact I have no AIM? Hellooooo!

RCL no. 615 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-03-05

OUCH! Back to work, Gabe! Give me a minute. I just got nailed in the nuts by a forklift! GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK NOW, GABE!! Okay, okay! I [oomph!] will... And, if you try to file a workman's comp claim, I'll have Manny squash those same nuts in our brand new Heidelberg press! Now, BEAT IT!!