Well guys, this is all stuff that I find very hilarious, and a good outlet for all my humor that I have to keep to myself in order to not be cast out of everyday society! Oh yeah, and if you don't like em, that's okay, you just have no since of humor, or you're above my humor!

Sex-Crazed Zombie and Butt Hungry Priest by ryanab_24 11-22-05

Dude your pretty f***ed up. What Happened? Well............... ....I was on my way to work this morning when I was attacked by a large animal. I'm gonna bend you over and f*** you in the a**! If you refuse I will not harm you, but if you allow me, I will beat the everliving sh** out of you!!!!!! I just couldn't refuse, I hadn't had my gay sex in a LONG time, and even though I had to go through all this pain, I realized that I am gay, and I'm okay with that now! You should have come to me first if you needed some butt-sex. Since you were young I did ANYTHING for you, and nothing has changed. Next time let me know so you won't look like shit when we're done!!!

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The Stoner And The Goat! by ryanab_24 11-22-05

Dude, It was soooooo sweet!!!! What is he f***ing talking about this time? I was in the bathroom one morning and like I pulled down my pants dude, and that Guns N' Roses song Started playing!!!!! What F***ing song you stoner, Guns N' Roses only have a million hits! You know the f***in one I'm talkin about. F***in goat! "Welcome to the Jungle" dude. Then I decided it was time to do something about the mess down there!I shaved it dude, and it's so smooth! Feel It! F*** you!!! You can't get me that stoned!

This one I put on the I'm funnier than you thread, check it out!

Fast Food and Condoms? by ryanab_24 11-22-05

How can I help you today sir? Well, I was just wonderin if you sold them there extra-large condoms? Well, it's not that you would need them if we did. Remember when you were drunk and tried to come in here naked the other night? Oh....Um...yeah, about that, could you not tell anyone? Well, only for a small fee of $200. I don't have $200, but if you hook me up with those condoms, maybe we can work something out.

Hope you have fun with these and enjoy a good laugh, or maybe just a giggle, whatever works for you!!!

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Ryan Abanathy a.k.a. Mexican Bob a.k.a. A Random Black Dude

The last one was pretty funny...

Um...OK...1. Stop copying my sig in your posts and learn how to post comics. 2. Why the hell do you constantly swear, and yet you try to censor it? This is a free-swearing site, buddy. No need for a censor. Well, there is the obscenity filter, but you don't need to censor your comics. Watch this...

FUCK
PENIS
ASS
DAMN

See? Magic!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

i just like to censor myself, i don't know why, it's jsut my thing i guess...

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Ryan Abanathy a.k.a. Mexican Bob a.k.a. A Random Black Dude

Well let's see if this one is improved. It has no censorship, and that's what you asked for......

Mars Fuckers by ryanab_24 11-23-05

Hello you little shit. Welcome to Mars! The people of Earth want to see us cuss uncensored. They what? They wanna hear us fucking cuss? Well, shit they should have just told us! Man, those fuckheads back on Earth enjoy wierd shit if they like to see little girls using foul language. Yeah the lower life forms enjoy this fucking stuff. Hell, I don't know why they fucking enjoy it so much, but they do.....Oops! What the fuck did you do this time? I just shit my panties!

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Ryan Abanathy a.k.a. Mexican Bob a.k.a. A Random Black Dude

You remind me of ranch dressing on pizza. Funny, but I wouldn't want it.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Here's a new one!!!

The Stoner and The Goat! #2 by ryanab_24 11-23-05

Hey fucking goat, have you ever shit a bunny dude? No, but I was prairie-doggin the other day. "It happened the other day when I came out of the bathroom. I walked into the bedroom and saw a bunny with my pot in his hand. I asked:" Dude, where the fuck did you come from? Shit! And then it just walked out the door, didn't even say goodbye. Dumbass, didn't even know the dude was stealing his weed.

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Ryan Abanathy a.k.a. Mexican Bob a.k.a. A Random Black Dude

'stoner and goat' kinda held my interest. Your rambling shit goes nowhere but I feel it can't be long before you hit a home run. Maybe not by design but..

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.