I wanna lover with a slow hand...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

The $350.00 escargot special at Chez Foof wasn't all that special, but the service was amazing.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Milk, it does a body good.

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I dumb :D

She just got snailed

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"Today on Frigtheningly Specific and Bizarre Fetish Subcultures...

How your favourite drink, the 'Slippery Nipple', got its name.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

somewhere in Asia, somebody just got the idea for yet another fetish site.

That is one lucky snail.

-or-

It's not the size that counts!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"IF you think thats disgusting! wait til you see what is on her vagina!"

A bad time to get a case of nipple sweats.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"aww my imaginary girlfriend 'Marta' is playing with my imaginary pet, 'Snailey'! it is good to be so loved"