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obscenity filter is off

Good place to put your beer!

San Franciscans have a different take on Garden Gnomes.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"Where can I meet that chick?"

The Bangles followed up their biggest hit with a little-known sequel: Do a Headstand Like an Egyptian.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Whenever she had to fart, Jenny always like to get as much attention as possible"

Allthough playing "horseshoes" is not popular in the middle east, watching a good "camel toe toss" is always a good leisure activity

Those look more like testes to me. Oh well, back to the quote:

I just want to be loved.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

What do you call a naked blonde standing upside down?

A brunette with bad breath!!