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Tribute to Mandingo: What if Fuck Meant Marry? by drawinger 12-02-05

Alice,will you fuck me? I thought you'd never ask! Let's fucked as soon as we can. This is the second time I've been fucked! Really? Finding the right person to fuck is hard. I was looking for a man that knows what fuck means. Fucking should never end, but it does so much. Later in a bar.... Then it turned out she had already fucked someone else! Man, fucking two people at once is just wrong, you know?

Seriously, Mandingo approved.

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i think thats awesome, it is much better than this one i made a while ago....

What if fuck meant Steal?-An ode to mandingo(and vise versa) by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-31-05

I'm gonna fuck that ladies purse. Shit, Someone already fucked it I see traces everywhere! Fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck!!! all I want to do is fuck. There has got to be something I can fuck around here. Did someone say STEAL?

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

It's okay.

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Yeeeaaaaah....that joke was funny when dingo did it like a year go...but I think it's officially been killed now...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Some of us can't afford the real mandingo, but thankfully these knockoffs are here until we get better jobs or a credit card.

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