Women are from Mars, Men have a Penis by LuckyGuess 12-06-05

My girlfriend broke up with me. I'm sorry, dude. When did this happen? A month ago. Why is it important now? I heard she slept with her new boyfriend. That bitch!

Angst: It's a Good Thing by LuckyGuess 12-06-05

So what have you done about it? Ignored her completely in the hopes I can block her out. How's that working out? We have a lot of classes together. I see.

Angst: Now in Asia-Vision by LuckyGuess 12-06-05

Whoa? What happened? Apparently, this idiot forgot to hit the clone panel. What a tard! Seriously. That doesn't solve my problem, though. I recommend base jumping and fast cars.

Even though I screwed these up, they're still pretty good. Huh.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

You have made me chuckle.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.