A Tard Boy and Finkelman Carol by squidrabies 12-09-05

Bah humbug! I am three christmas ghosts! Oh shit! I don't want to die alone! Stop being such a huge asshole or you will! Hey kid! Buy me a freakishly large turkey! I'm a crippled midget! God bless us all!

A Tard Boy and Finkelman on 34th Street by squidrabies 12-09-05

I'm Santa Claus! No you're not! Yes I am! Nobody believes you, psycho! Oh shit! He was Santa Claus! We're all a bunch of assholes!

It's a Wonderful Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 12-09-05

My life sucks! I wish I were dead! I can arrange that. Everything sucks worse now! My wife is a whore! You weren't there to slap dicks out of her mouth. I'm back everyone! Without me, you'd be nothing! Oh shit, I grew wings!

A Charlie Brown Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 12-09-05

I'm a complete loser. Everyone hates me. Aaaugh! You got that right, blockhead. I feel sorry for this shitty dead tree. That tree sucks. Let's dance for ten minutes! I guess it was a nice tree after all. You're still a loser. Try kicking this football, faggot.

Finkelman wins again!

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I just glee'd with joy all over myself from the yay of all that good yes!

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Thanks! Two more before I leave work:

A Tard Boy and Finkelman Story by squidrabies 12-09-05

I want a gun. You'll shoot your eye out. I really want a gun. I bought you a gun. Oh shot, I shit my eye out! I mean, shit I shot my eye out! Ha ha!

Tard Boy and Finkelman, the Red-Nosed Reindeer by squidrabies 12-09-05

Someday I'll pull Santa's sleigh. Get away from my daughter, gimp-nose. I'm running away. Everyone hates me because I'm a freak of nature. I'm coming with you. Everyone hates me because I'm gay. And a dentist. I saved christmas! We tolerate you now!

Mmm, glumpnug on the fliztib.

Thumbs upage!

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Tard Boy and Finkelman Die Hard by squidrabies 12-09-05

Driver, take me to Nakatomi Plaza. Sho nuff. Let me know if you want me to punch that black guy from Walker Texas Ranger. Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker! Shoot ze glass! Die Hard isn't all that christmas-y. I want those detonators!!

Can Melty do a "Frosty The Snowman" in 3 panels?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I forgot how it ends. And I don't feel like watching it.

I think he gets trapped in a greenhouse and melts, but then Santa appears and magically restores him and then takes him to the North Pole where he can live forever without fear of melting.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Fan friggin tastic!

Die hard was my favourite one!

And of course its festive, lots of Germans die and it snows at the end, what more do you want?

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Melty the Snowman Was A Jolly Happy Soul by squidrabies 12-10-05

Holy shit, I'm alive! Give me my hat! Holy shit, I'm in a greenhouse! Someone peed! Holy shit, I'm at the north pole! Ho ho ho! Let's have a blowjob contest!

Now for the perfect Christmas movie: Gremlins!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Tard Boy, Finkelman and Gremlins by squidrabies 12-10-05

Wow, my very own gremlin! I'd better not spill water on it or feed it after midnight. Bright light! Oh shit, Corey Feldman spilled water on it! I am legion. I'm going to be extra careful not to feed you after midnight. Oh shit, I fed you after midnight! You're not smart.

If you do "Black Christmas" I'll build you a shrine.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Black Tard Boy and Finkelman Christmas by squidrabies 12-10-05

Where's Finkelman? Either gone for christmas vacation or dead upstairs. Where's our cranky housemother? She either got tired of our drunken shenanigans and left or she's dead upstairs. Where are these creepy phone calls coming from? At what point will you try looking UPSTAIRS?!

Consider yourself enshrined.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Home Alone with Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 12-10-05

I overslept! I'm going to Paris! Aaaaaahhh! I had adventures! So did I!

I'm green with envy at your skills and gooey with happiness at the greatness displayed.

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