Timm's back with a funfill adventure full of cheer,joy,and lots of usage of the word fuck!

Now grate that kitten of yours and get ready for Timm's Holiday speacil happily named....

******Timm's first comical Christmas*******

Enjoy our first five comics of it!
(Remember it doesn't end here! Yippee!)

Timm's first comical Christmas Part one by Chaplin 12-10-05

Merry Christmas,John! Santa ain't real,Dickface! Why are you in such a humbug of a mood? 'Cause your mom upped her prices,Bitch. You really need some holiday cheer... I need a holiday Blowjob...

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Two by Chaplin 12-10-05

Hey,Buddy! I'm Frosty tha snowman! Timm sent me hear to cheer you up! How about a hug? Fuck off,Snowflakes. Come on,I'm hear to make you feel better! Really? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I do feel better! Thanks,Frosty!

Timm's first comical Christmas Part three by Chaplin 12-10-05

So did Frosty cheer you up? Yeah. I burned the shit outta him and that Rudolph deer you sent me tasted real good. Why are you so filled with Christmas hate? Why the fuck haven't I killed you yet? I have a plan to bring back your christmas joy! If it doesn't involve a funnel and four strippers,Count me out.

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Four by Chaplin 12-10-05

We're going to the northpole! This airline sucks. Wheeeee! The coffee tastes like shit...The peanuts taste like shit... Gonna go see Santa! YAY! And everytime I wank off my sperm tastes like shit...

Timm's first comical Christmas Part five by Chaplin 12-10-05

Santa! I traveled a long way so you could give my friend christmas joy! Will you do it? Timm,Of course I would! Ho ho ho,Merry Christmas,John. I hear you need some spirit...and...er...whats that you got there? AHHHHHHH! Santas been fucking stabbed!! I have a feeling I'm not getting that new radio this year...

Merry christmas to all you white folks!
Happy Hannakauh to all you jews!
Have a great Kwanza all you blackz!
And have a great...Ping-Pong Day all you asians!

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

You do realize you posted this on the same day Richard Pryor died? At 65? Yes?

I have a feeling no one ever called him Frosty.

He was black.

Is black. Still.

"Nigga, my corpse is still BLACK AS SHIT!"

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8===D

Very timely. One and three made me laugh out loud.

funny, very funny. That was great.

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frucking BURNED.

A new Christmas classic.

The Sun God will be most pleased.

And I just...eh, I'll pass on the comment today.

^_^

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Yay! A minor success....
If you truly like my comics you guys could vote good on my comics so my star can go up to three...
Or just send some baked kittens to my house,thats good,too.

Oh before the next five parts to the Richard Pryor comment. Yes I know he died that day and I do not like doing jokes about deaths(Killings fine with me) and not to someone so great as Richard.
The title of Frosty dying does sound like a Pryor pun but it is about him dieing in my strips and He is around 60,right?
I guessed the age.
Well enouph talk lets to finish the next part of tha story

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Six by Chaplin 12-11-05

.... I can't beleive you killed Santa... He never got me a pony... You killed him over a damn pony?!?! Okay! Maybe I get a little Tensive at times...No big Deal!

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Seven by Chaplin 12-11-05

*Sigh* I can't believe I showed you almost everything Christmas-y and you still a humbug. Well,I'm more of a Halloween guy myself... It doesn't matter you killed Frosty,Rudolph,and Santa. Theres nothing worse you can do... No? Later that day... A dinosaur dressed as a elf has exterminated all the jews and black babies....more at 11:00 Does John take every comment as a challenge?

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Eight by Chaplin 12-11-05

So Hugarth, Whadda think of our christmas tree? Too tall... Well I don't think its too-- ITS TOO FUCKIN'TALL!! I WANT A SMALLER DAMN TREE OR I'LL FUCKIN' GUT YOU!! Y'know...a simple thank-you for all the work I do should be heard once in a while! You never compliment how everytime I torture people I never get blood on the shag!

Timm's first comical Christmas Part nine by Chaplin 12-11-05

I'm going Christmas shopping... Cool.Heres my christmas list. Lets see...Nope not here...not here...not there.... Hello,Sir. Welcome to the doller tree,Can I help you? Yes. How much is the guts of a jew?

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Ten by Chaplin 12-15-05

I'm hosting a christmas party soon.Are you coming? Will there be people?? Yes! Loads of people! Mwa-ha-ha-haaaa! Er...Nevermind. Party Canceled... C'mon. I'm running low on bladders for the fruitcake!

A quick note: Should I have done John saying "Its all the holiday stress,man.It gets to me!" instead of what he originaly said in part 6?
Just a quick thought

Anyways the tale is almost complete.
Hopefully be done before christmas.
Will John learn the true meaning of christmas?
Will Hugarth learn to care for others?
Will Timm actualy get a present for once?
Find out soon....

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Part 7 is my fave of that bunch. The others didn't do much for me.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Yeah. Hugarth isn't as big as a character as I hoped.
Oh well I guess John and Timm jokes can still be funny.

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

"I'm running low on bladders for the fruitcake!"

Well that's just fine!

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8===D

Weird, wild stuff. I like very much.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Yes its tha third part of the 4 part series.
How will christmas end?
Find out...

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Eleven by Chaplin 12-16-05

Hey,Lady,Wanna suck on a candy cane? Fuck off! Ever stroke a christmas light? Go to hell,Shithead! Christmas miracles are dead,Timm. No,John,You just should stop hittin' on chicks at abortion clinics.

Timm's first comical Christmas Twelve by Chaplin 12-16-05

At Wal*Mart Will you please donate to the children? Why? What the fuck did they ever do for me?? ...Good point. Fuck the children! And John saves another soul....

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Thirteen by Chaplin 12-16-05

Nothings like drinking vodka next to a christmas tree while watching italion wrestling... Life is sweet.... What thaz hell ya doing in my hiz house!? Shit. Thought you were on vacation for the holidays...

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Fourteen by Chaplin 12-16-05

*Sigh* A dinosaur shall sing today... ♫I wish oh wish for ♫christmas is pony ♫for me alone and I ♫wish oh, I wish for ♫one year my ♫dream shall ♫cooooome ♫truuuue... HA! I knew you had christmas spirit! I knew it! NO! Its not what it looks like!! I had the new Korn album stuck in my throat!!

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Fifteen by Chaplin 12-16-05

I can't believe I sang a cheesy christmas song in front of Timm! This is gayer than sex with a guy! I feel like killing something but who'll be out with Christmas being days away?? Who can I hurt?? Abe Vigoda? He'll do. C'mon. I was just heading over to Timm's for some fuitcake...

This was more for people into John but the last part
is about Timm's very own christmas(Hugarth,too...maybe)

Also I hate the last comic I made...I'm sorry how bad it is....
Well anyways enjoy you crazy kooks.

Season greetings and chicken eatings

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Merry Christmas everyone!
Timm's final five are here...now tell everyone to see them or I'll kill some kittens.^_^
Well heres the final Part...

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Sixteen by Chaplin 12-18-05

Whats that noise? Coming near tha tree...Could it be?? Santa! But hes dead... *Crackle* *Snap* Ahhhh! Who the fuck are you!? I am Santa's replacement,The Christmas Crab! What do crabs have to do with christmas?? ...Well, Isn't getting Crabs on xmas is what christmas is all about?

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Seventeen by Chaplin 12-18-05

Do you at least have a Christmas Crab holiday song? I did work on a little diddle...*ahem* ♫Hey,hey,hey ♫I'm Christmas Crab ♫Tell yo dad ♫ I rape from tha black ♫and lust for the whores ♫Droppin rifles for tha b Okay...I heard enouph... I'm not done yet. ♫Hey,hey,hey ♫Who woulda thunked? ♫A crab rapin' yo mom ♫Would be such a hunk ♫Yo,yo,yo ♫Christmas Crab is Holiday Perfection I did find some few little problems with your song... I know,the second verse needs some rockin' bagpipes!

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Seventeen by Chaplin 12-18-05

So do you do anything different than the old santa? Well good little boys get rifles... and bad little boys get STD's... I really hope I been good this year... It doesn't matter if the girls been bad or not,I like sticking things in'em!

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Nineteen by Chaplin 12-18-05

I do give you luck.You have mighty big boots to fill... Yep,But I'm sure I'll be more loved than that fat bastard... Why so sure? Duh,I give loaded rifles to kids! But you forcefully have sex with all the girls,good and bad! Thats because I'm a studd,Timm.

Timm's first comical Christmas Part Twenty by Chaplin 12-18-05

Merry Christmas Everyone! Happy Holidays,too! And those who are jewish,Go fuck yourselves,We got the better Holiday! And rifles for all who loves the Christmas Crab! And the snowman went forth and had sexual holiday relations with Mandingo...THE FIN! Happy Kwanza, Mandingo.

Well,there it is. Now go forth and give me 5 stars!
I hope you learned it isn't what you get but that you're not hindu.Merry Christmas!

-Chaplin-
(P.S I'm coming for your children...)

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks