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Mr. Wonderful
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I made a new "Billy And Mom" so I decided to post all four of my "Billy And Mom"s.
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| Just look at all the pigs, Mom. All the fucking pigs. Someday, Mom -- someday I'm gonna kill all the pigs. Oh, yeah -- they'll all get theirs, all right. In spades. | |
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| I'm increasingly worried about Billy... | |
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| Look, there's Mr. Wilson washing his Volvo...pig. There's Mrs. Green, walking her dog...pig. And the fucking Lipschitz twins -- grrrr!!! -- pigs. | |
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| The...pills...don't seem to be working... | |
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| Heh, I'm just aching to kill -- why, you'll be so proud of me, Mom. I'll have the biggest body count ever. Bigger than Manson's -- why, maybe even bigger than Hitler's. | |
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| Maybe it's his penis size...oh, the mysterious penis... | |
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| Mom, I tried on Sis' clothes last night, and I looked fucking awesome. I've decided to become a transvestite. | |
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| Errr...spicy tater tots for dinner tonight, Billy. | |
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| Uhh...what was I talking about? | |
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| Thank you, spicy tater tots! | |
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| Mom, I've changed my mind about being a transvestite. I've decided to become a dancing bear trainer. | |
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| I'm never going to have any grandchildren... | |
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| I've already thought of a cool name for my dancing bear troup -- "Billy's Off-The-Hook Hip-Hop Bears." They'll break-dance and wear bling-bling. | |
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| Maybe one of his teachers will seduce him, and get pregnant...but then, my grandmotherhood would be tainted with scandal... | |
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| Hey -- maybe I could wear a mini-skirt and "fuck-me" heels instead of a bear-trainer suit --then I could be a dancing bear trainer AND a transvestite! COOL! | |
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| That does it! I'm signing you up for soccer first thing in the morning, young man! | |
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| Mom, do you think Burt Reynolds would've been as popular if his name had been "Burt Gopherhead"? | |
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| Oh my, Billy -- where do you come up with such way out ideas? | |
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| I get them from "Imagine That! -- The Magazine Of Funny 'What Ifs'." | |
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| GAAAA!!! BILLY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE??? | |
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| Sorry, Mom...I needed to be pictured reading a magazine in that panel, and -- | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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