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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

This hit album was followed by the less successful "Pamela Anderson's Breasts Are Fake".

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Satan is not as scary, as the fact that not only the fact this was actually on TV, but that they apparently created 20 turds that were considered all time favorites by someone."

--On the Next "E" True HollyWood Story.

Actually, the Louvin Brothers are pretty sweet. Completely over-the-top in their religious fervor, but the harmonies are absolutely ace, and they do the best version of "Knoxville Girl" I've ever heard.

But I digress... my caption is thus:

"Help! We're shitting fire!"

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I has a flavor!

...and he really hates it when kids cut across his lawn.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Satan is just misunderstood. The Louvin Brothers are too, because they really get no Louvin.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

If only Bigfoot, The Boogeyman, and the Tooth Fairy could get that kind of advertising.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

And he's welsh, as noted by the horribly crooked teeth.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The dyslexic kids got this record home for Christmas & realised the Louvin Brothers weren't singing about Santa.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

"Hey, Stu?"

"Yah, Lou?"

"I think it's time to sing that special song."

"Yahhhh! That one so close to our hearts."

"Y'know, he's done so much for me..."

"And me. Sometimes it's hard to believe..."

"But deep down I feel..."

"This crazy world'll be alright-

-so long that SATAN IS REAL!"

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.