Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 12-22-05

Hey, who are you? I'm Rudolph. The red-nosed reindeer? Hey! We got something in common! Oh yeah? What? Your red nose and my red butt!

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 12-22-05

What can I do for you? Well, you have a red-nosed guy working for you, what about a guy with a red butt? You're not a reindeer. You don't have the horns. Hey, I'll show you horny, baby!

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 12-22-05

What's wrong Smokey? Santa won't let me work for him. I wanna be Smokey the Red-butt reindeer! Never mind! Let me stuff this cheap plastic toy in you. You'd make a great cracker!

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 12-22-05

Whoa! What's that smell? It's my new cologne. It's called "Ashtré"

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 12-22-05

Christmas night... Ho! Ho! Ho! Someone left a glass of creamy white milk out for Santa! Yecch!! That's disgusting! I'm outta here! Later... Hey! Who drank my lard?

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We all gotta start somewhere...

Honestly, these weren't as good as the others. I liked the last two, though.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Try this...

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 12-23-05

The Old Jokes Home. Smokey! What's the best kind of pizza to have at Christmas? I dunno... Deep pan, crisp and even.

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We all gotta start somewhere...

I didn't quite get that last one...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The punchline?

Oookay, just singalong...

"good King Wenceslas looked out
on the feast of Steven,
When the snow lay round about...."

...everybody!

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We all gotta start somewhere...

I'm now confused and questioning my purpose in life..

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Your purpose is to provide mandingo with a blowjob at least every twenty minutes. What's there to question?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall to the rescue.

I'm now no longer confused ahn haf ah moulf ull uh mahdigo...

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Don't like it? Eat me.