Going Boldly by count_libido 12-22-05

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas Captain! Captain to Bridge! Blast this mother! Aaah! Why did you blast Santa? That was Santa? He was all in red, I thought he was a Martian!

Going Boldly by count_libido 12-22-05

What happenned to you? Your Captain thought I was a martian from the red planet so he blasted me... Hey, you strap on the red shirt, you see what happens?

Going Boldly by count_libido 12-22-05

The Starship has been assigned to help you deliver presents. We'll beam you down to the planet so you can distribute them. Hey thanks! On the planet... Ho! Ho! H... h-hey wait a minute! He's a red shirt from the Away Team! Blast him! You just made the naughty list, buddy!

Going Boldly by count_libido 12-22-05

Hey, you hear about Santa? No, what happenned? They beamed him down to the planet and he got blasted by aliens. Why? They thought he was on the Away Team. I TOLD him red was a bad look!

Going Boldly by count_libido 12-22-05

You beamed me down and I got blasted! I don't think much of your help! You're off my Christmas list! I don't care. Christmas is illogical. But I still wanted a puppy...

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