Thing, eh? IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME! Clobberin' all notion of humorous integrity, that is! A ha! A ha ha! Ha!
My! Does it hurt? The rapier of my wit easily pierces your dense shield of ignorance! I have mortally wounded you! Mortally wounded by your better with a wound that is truly the only worthy part of your body! Because I, Cornelius Aldershot Umpwaddle, inflicted it upon thy blithering carcass! Perhaps I shall grace thee even more by lopping off thine head!
All in due time, knave! All in due time!
Just kidding man, you're all right dude.
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It's grime time.