So what do you think of my terrible, almost insultingly bad comics?:

Fox News Covers The War by FARM101 12-31-05

Tonight's Top Stories: A group of clowns made asses of themselves when slipping on a pair banana peels. Hello, I'm Cindy Gibbins. And I'm Gary Fords. This is Fox News. Fox has found what might be conclusive evidence that George W. Bush is Jesus. More later tonight. We're fair and balanced. That's right Cindy. We're a hard hitting, investigative news team. Which ones are better, Pirates or Ninjas? Latest poll says syntax error. Tonight we're going to cover The War on Christmas. Exactly. There is a war on Christmas in these days. Why can't people say Merry Christmas instead of this stupid Happy Holidays shit? And to Jews, well, just stop being Jewish! It's as simple as that.

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Ask Jesus by FARM101 12-31-05

Hello, Jesus. I've got a problem. My doggy ran away. I'm just scared he's out there alone all on his own, without anyone to hold him. Here's a phone. Call somebody who cares.

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The Exciting Conclusion of LOST by FARM101 12-31-05

New episode of LOST, finally. Previously on LOST, a black dude uses AIM. Dad? Son! I killed ur dog. Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep. WTF! L0L, JK JK, LMAO! neway, g2g enter #'s. ttyl bye.

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"I kind of ran over his dog once." "You did?!" "Well, replace dog with son and once with repeatedly . . . ." The Genius that is the Simpsons.

Eh. You got a handful of good ones in thar.

And stop putting my sig in your posts.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I'm sorry, it's just so god damn tempting!

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"I kind of ran over his dog once." "You did?!" "Well, replace dog with son and once with repeatedly . . . ." The Genius that is the Simpsons.

I'm sorry, it's just so god damn tempting!

Keep it in your pants.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Stop teasing the newbs with sex, there, Hari.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Sorry HC. I forgot that I belong to you. *puts leash back on*

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

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Eh. You got a handful of good ones in thar.

And stop putting my sig in your posts.

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Hari's sig. by JESUSSANDWICH 1-01-06

Hey have you seen Hari_Nezumi's sig? its a peice of " border=0> Yeah I rather lick monkey " border=0> HAHAHAHAH, " border=0> yeah!

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Cool, glad to see I sparked a conversation about Hari_Nezumi's "border=0>. I guess it's just my "border=O> envy kicking back in. Anyway, I have a a few new comics I made that I am actually somewhat proud of for a change. The Harry Potter one is a bit weak, but hey I'm not a machine!

Changling-a-ding by FARM101 1-02-06

Wow, so I really can turn into anyone I want. Okay, I wanna be Harry Potter! I said I wanted to be Harry Potter, not a geek!

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Our President Working Hard To Become Popular by FARM101 1-02-06

Mr. President, your approval ratings went down another 4% today. We need a plan to raise them, sir. I see, well what if we have an Iraqi election for the government there. They just did, sir. It happened a couple of weeks ago. What?! Why wasn't I informed of this? We did inform you, sir. We sent a memo, and the story was all over the news. Bingo. First of all, I don't "read" the memos. I perfer you draw a comic summarizing the report. Second, the only TV I watch is Blues Clues, and that's only for the challanging puzzles.

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The Bush/Shrub Connection by FARM101 1-03-06

Hey Andy, do you know what Shrub means? I've heard people call me that a lot. I think it's a term of endearment or something. Well . . . . No wait, I got it. Shrub is an anagram of Bush! Sir, you forgot the R. When I play anagrams with Condi, she always lets me drop a letter!

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How Christ Got Killed by FARM101 12-31-05

Alright, let's do this thing. Owwww!

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The last one probably won't make any sense to anyone else, or atleast much sense. It was kind of a self indulgent comic for me. I also left out one that I did about the upcoming movie Snakes on a Plane. If you read it, the Samuel L. Jackson line is based off an audio file I found making fun of this same movie. Anyways, hopefully you like atleast one of these, and don't destroy me to quickly with harsh, cutting words about the quality of my work. Cheers!

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"I kind of ran over his dog once." "You did?!" "Well, replace dog with son and once with repeatedly . . . ." The Genius that is the Simpsons.

I've been busy recently so these are still my newest comics. Somebody read them, please. I crave attention.

BUMP

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"I kind of ran over his dog once." "You did?!" "Well, replace dog with son and once with repeatedly . . . ." The Genius that is the Simpsons.

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