The Magical Well-Endowed Fairy by LuckyGuess 1-02-06

New York, September 11th, 2001 A.D. This isn't going to go well. Why? Is it the turban? Is that it? I'm so tired of being discriminated against for looking like this! Okay, okay! I'm sorry! Tell you what, I'll give you two wishes. Good! Allah would be happy to see such kindness. What have I done? Two wishes, two towers. Deal with it, capitalist breast fairy.

Someone will recognize the first panel...

The Magical Well-Endowed Fairy by LuckyGuess 12-27-05

I don't like you. Aw... Many Years Later What do you mean, "Catch the roadrunner?" Why don't you buy a rifle or something? Listen, Fairy. If a thermonuclear missile can't kill this thing, then I'll use magic. I'm sure I put that Arc somewhere around here... I hate this jo...b... oh no.

The Magical, Well-Endowed Fairy by LuckyGuess 12-27-05

Well, well. If it isn't miss bippity-boppity-boo herself. Hello again, Yahweh. Been a while. You know, I never could remember why I didn't like you. You're petit, bubbly, have massive, throbbing breasts... Didn't I tell you to try hair club out? That's the ticket.

The Magical Well-Endowed Fairy Christmas Story Spectacular by LuckyGuess 12-18-05

Chris? What could you possibly need? Forbes magazine said you were worth infinity dollars. I need a clothes hanger. For the Mrs. Haven't you ever heard of an abortion clinic? Ho ho no.

The Magical Well-Endowed Fairy by LuckyGuess 12-17-05

Hi. I'm here to grant a wish. Hold on while I check your security clearance. It'll take a bit, but it's just protocol. After all, we can't have just anyone prancing through Area 51. Zeraxithe, devourer of worlds? I'm here to grant your wish. Ah, you must be the fairy I sent for! Shit.

Oh yeahhhhh.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

The Magical Well-Endowed Fairy by LuckyGuess 12-15-05

Hello, dear. Look, I just want to get home. I had a rough night. Would you just grant me pleasure so that I can die naked and sweaty? I wonder if I can teleport myself into the sun.

The Magical Well-Endowed Fairy by LuckyGuess 12-15-05

Please? My vagina is wrinkly and nobody will fuck me anymore. Ghaaaaa! Oh, hello. Who are you? Today an 85 year-old woman was found dead in her apartment building. She was naked and sweaty. My ascension into heaven is a farcical illusion.

Woohoo!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

"Farcical" he says! Ho HO!

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8===D

Those are teh HAW.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I heart LuckyGuess.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

:D

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

ha ha, Yay!

lmao..great stuff..the fairy is awesome..