PART I:

Near escape on stage by RoboticSithDrone 3-27-05

I got a letter from some guy behind the curtain. "Quick! The tigers and lions you stole escaped and are heading for our heroin farm! The feds will be hot on our tail soon if you don't get the fuck out here! The crowd, of course, thought this was part of the act... P.S. We're out of beer."

PART II:

Near escape, Pt.II by RoboticSithDrone 3-27-05

OUTSIDE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO NOW?? Well, we needed more beer... Well, if you can keep your loudass mouth SHUT I'll buy you a 24-pack. But what the hell are we gonna do about the heroin and animals? First, YOU get them back, or there will be several unpleasant holes in YOUR head. Goodbye, cruel world...

PART III:

Near escape, Pt. III by RoboticSithDrone 3-27-05

VIOLENT SUICIDAL INTERMISSION Lovely. My incompetent employee committed suicide, so I actualy have to do some work...wait, what's that? Yes, this sucks, but it's just transitional... Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact... You wanted some help?

PART IV:

Near Escape, Pt. IV by RoboticSithDrone 3-27-05

Who the hell are you, and where did you come from? If I said, I would have to kill you... Right...so...can you retrieve and/or kill some possibly stoned lions and tigers? Er...what are lions and tigers again? Incompetence in, incompetence out Surrounded by idiots... Ermm...dammit I know this!

PART V:

Near Escape, Pt. V by RoboticSithDrone 3-27-05

Sound effects up here Look, don't worry about what lions and tigers are, just kill anything inhuman you run into, 'k? Got it! Somewhere offscreen: *Smack* No wait, not the -- Somewhere offscreen: DIE STUPID BRICKS! wall...

PART VI: [Click to view comic: 'Near escape, Pt. VI']
PART VI.V: [Click to view comic: 'Near Escape, Pt. VI.V']
PART VI.V.I: [Click to view comic: 'Near escape, Pt. VI.V.I']
PART VI.V.II: [Click to view comic: 'Near Escape, Pt. VI.V.II']
PART VII: [Click to view comic: 'Near escape, Pt. VII [Finally!]']
PART VIII: [Click to view comic: 'Near Escape, Pt. VIII']
PART IX: [Click to view comic: 'Near escape, part IX']
PART X: [Click to view comic: 'Near escape, part X']
PART XI: [Click to view comic: 'Near escape, part XI']

Ratings welcome.

You have some promise. Just don't over use the naration boxes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I knew it was part V by the comic title. You really didn't have to label it again.

Near escape, part XII (In amazing one-panel format!

At the place of the death of the Goth Barkeeper... Why are you so happy? They killed your brother! I get the life insurance money! AND his house. AND the bar! BOOYAH!

by RoboticSithDrone, 1-10-06

You chuckly. Makee more 4 me.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I'll make a new one either tomorrow or Thursday...

BTW, I made the first one (my second comic of all time) by selecting Random Layout for a three-panel comic. Also how I made part XII, except with one-panel, and it wasn't going to be part of the series at first...

After part XIII, I'm going to make something special.