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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

This guy beats his wife

Well, if we're going that route...

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Don't like it? Eat me.

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what if nigger meant kite

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Don't like it? Eat me.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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obscenity filter is off

That's so good I can watch it for a full 5 minutes, but at that point I have a stroke from the overload of awesome.

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"It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him." ...

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what if nigger meant kite

A Picnic Table and an Asian woman are married on a TV Show.

Boorite doesn't believe in Belgium.

I once called Hungary "Hungaria". My own mother made jest of me on that day.

I'm not saying that my abhorrant carnal yearnings are justified in any way by this event, I'm only trying to air out my fractured psyche in a supportive group environment.

That's your cue, crabby

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Crabby's not here man.

...no it's me dave..

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I dumb :D

*squints* Dave?

David, is that you honey?

Come closer child, I need to touch your face...

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omg grow a pair.

jesus.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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So is mine.

necro this thread!