hell yeah, i have no dignity or morals,
i especially like hitting girls and wanking in church.
once i really needed a wank, but i coulnt be botherd to move out of my bed, because i was with this girl i'd date raped the night before,
i had to date rape her tea in the morning, because she wouldnt stop talking about kittens and shit.
anyway, i wrote 'god' on her forehead, and jizzed in her eye.
the news reported it as a vulgar attack, when she reported it the next month when i let her go, but i just think she couldnt take a joke,
so, yes i'd love to be your slave ¢¾