My horrible comics.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ojcme

I basically tried to make them as horrible as possible. If you laugh, you're a horrible human being, etc.

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Your comics make little 'haws' come out of me. Make more.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Maybe a doctor should look into that.

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Yeah, defense mechanism. You'd be suprised how many of those are based off of real conversations I've had.

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Goths. by ojcme 1-08-06

I embrace the apocalypse. I embrace your end. You hate me because you're closed minded. On the contrary, I just hate lazy, narcisisstic people who are self depreciating. Whatever, dude. I'm going to go cut my wrists. You'd think they'd depopulate faster but they don't.

Webcomics are urine. by ojcme 1-08-06

Based off of a conversation I had. How do you write horrible webcomics? Well, if you allow me to use a metaphor, webcomics are a lot like urine. How? Well, the idea has got to flow (like urine) and hopefully it goes on open wounds (someone who takes offense.) Now, if you let me mix metaphors, there's people who enjoy getting pissed on (audience) What do you do with them? You piss on them. And they like it.

Listen to the doc. by ojcme 1-15-06

I have some bad news. Is it about my father? Oh no. Your father's dead anyways. It doesn't matter. It has to do with you. You see, I notice you looking gothic and I want to operate. Oh? What'll you do to keep me from feeling all dark and lonely inside? Well, I'm trying to decide either a lobotomy or to just beat the shit out of you.

The next one is based off of my sister. The first line she says is something she's actually said before. I'm serious.

My sister, everyone by ojcme 1-11-06

Based off my sister Oh god, meat is, like, SO BAD FOR YOU! I'll eat my meat, thanks. You know, the most violent nations eat meat. I mean, look at India. India doesn't eat meat and look at how they are. Yes. They're completely non violent. Are you completely retarded? It probably stems from not eating meat. I concurr.

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Okay, what about the rest of you? Good? Bad?

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you should stop having conversations.

I liked em! They made me chuckle!

Fat chicks. by ojcme 2-05-06

Two close friends, sharing a moment of passion. So, I had an epiphany while doing my girlfriend yesterday. The fat one? Dont tell me, you're going to reiterate some retarded meme like "More cushin' for the pushin'." No. I was going to say something like "as long as you're doing them from behind, you can imagine them to be whatever you want them to be." They cook excellent meals afterwards. Too bad they eat it all. Wanna watch me jerk off? Sure.

Yes, Bill OReilly has used a vibrator on himself.

The Factor. by ojcme 1-30-06

Bill! Hello and welcome to the Factor. I'm Bill OReilly. Today in news, liberals are stupid. Blah, blah, blah, Blah, blah, blah, Blah, blah, blah, Blah, blah, blah, I hate liberals because I have no balls....hang on a second. There, that's better. Ahhhhh, now where we? Oh god, I'm teasing my own anus. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

R Kelly by ojcme 1-29-06

R Kelly is a true american. RACISM!

Hit==rape. by ojcme 1-29-06

Church is for pedophiles. Damn, look at those two. Oh, man. I'd like to hit that. And by hit, do you mean rape? Uh, yeah. Sure. Do you think that we gussied ourselves up good enough? We're totally asking for it.

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Not bad. A strange form of humor.

A lot of philosophy is a rejection of the common philosophy at the time. The only way in order to stop it is to, effectively, stop rejecting that in which we already hold to be true. Postmodernism is only the latest rejection to the current status quo of modernistic philosophy.

Yeah, this one has some meaning to it. Either that or I'm just really clever at bullshitting you.

Rejection by ojcme 1-04-06

I reject the traditional viewpoint of modernistic society. I reject your rejection to modernistic society. I reject your rejection to my rejection. All in all, I reject you as a whole.

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as dexx would say...
"these comics amused me, you may live"

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

That litles asians girls are just ugly .Do you can
choose more nice-looking characters ?!

I'm rediculously impressed with your comics.

And yes, the Asian girls are ugly... but ojcme portrayed himself as a bench in one of his comics, so I don't think the visuals are so important to him.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The reason why I put myself as a bench is just to show that my sister would talk to ANYTHING if it meant she could talk about her own personal (insane) opinions.

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I use "Suprise rape room inspection" in casual conversation.

Everone's got one....right? by ojcme 1-11-06

My house. Hi, can I help you? Yeah, I'm here from the US government. Suprise rape room inspection. Damnit, I got that rape room because it complemented the Den so well. Well, even so, I am still going to have to ask you to let me inspect it. It's okay, sir. My rape room has nothing but Arabs in it. Oh, then it's fine. Everyone knows that Arabs aren't people.

I took a cute puppet and made it into a guy using his erection to move it. Plus, Jesus is a funny dude.

Jesus is a funny dude. by ojcme 1-15-06

So remember kids, strangers offering you candy just means that they want to be friends! Oh Pablo, you're so nice. I wanna just give you the biggest hug in the world! Oh yeah, come here. That's right. Hug me. SUPRISE! It's just me, Jesus, in disguise. Jesus Christ, what're you doing disguising as a little kid? I'm lonely. Now, less talk, more fisting.

George Bush dresses as a cowboy. Cowboys don't exist anymore.

Take them out and shoot 'em by ojcme 2-12-06

So, Cowboy number 45, what do you think of retarded people? I'll tell you what, if they were horses I'd take them back and shoot 'em. That's your solution to everything. I've lost countless horses because of it. What can I say? I love shooting horses. Every man needs a hobby. It's funny that we don't exist anymore.

Classic comedic device.

Statistic is true. by ojcme 1-15-06

Floating on clouds of horridness So, how was your trip to Florida. Good, although I recommend not going to Sea World. Why not? I was raped by a dolphin. It happens more times a year than people get attacked by sharks. You should've just stayed out of the water. I didn't go in the water.

And anyone else wanting to see more, most of mine are of decent quality. At least, in my opinion.

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