Is his name "Medhaljapare"? I bet he thinks he is Bajoran.

Ensign Pookie Bear, here, sir. According to my instruments, you are NEVER gonna get laid.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Uhm... this is a babylon five convention...you are so not invited!"

Phasers set to: absolute fag0try

We have your Geeky children, to prove they are still alive they are pictured holding todays issue of "Star Treck" The magazine, they are well. Send Money.

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of course i ment "trek"......*ahem*

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If you wonder why the WB cancelled "Enterprise", then all you must do is imagine one of the WB execs seeing this picture and saying

"Thats our demographic for this show? fuck that...more Steve Harvey show!"

You mean UPN.

Not that I ever watched it or anything. Certainly not religiously. Nope, not me. Pure ungeek here.

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You mean UPN.

Not that I ever watched it or anything. Certainly not religiously. Nope, not me. Pure ungeek here.

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A New NBC Fear-Factor spin off;

"On this new reality show, you have to guess which of these two people have something actually stuck way up their butt."

Its called;

"American Idol: Celebrity Anal Clenching Survivor Race with the Stars"

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A New NBC Fear-Factor spin off;

"On this new reality show, you have to guess which of these two people have something actually stuck way up their butt."

Its called;

"American Idol: Celebrity Anal Clenching Survivor Race with the Stars"

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I know. I stared at that picture for a while and thats all I could think of while I looked at her.

was that she may have something up her butt. That sort of pensive, almost surprised wide eyed look.

However, if it was a game show I think thats what they'd want you to think, plus ensign haircut seems to be enjoying himself way too much. I vote Ensign Haircut.

"American Pathetic"

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Angie vowed never to answer another single's ad entitled "Ensign Hair, seeks his first mate"

Here we see the nerd's mating ritual. They exchange bizarre gifts which appear useless to other species. The ritual will soon reach its climax when the male of the species orders pizza.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Medhaljapare perfected his "chick brainwashing" device and set out to conquer the world, one poontang at a time.

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I has a flavor!

"Join us.... join us....."

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

do you notice that Ensign Haircut has one eye bigger than the other? what the fuck?

He needs to be a comic strip character.

Did you notice that chicken delight looks like her battery powered ben wa balls just into "Slid out and worked their way up your underpants to your clit" mode?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

They have a mode like that?

The good ones.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"That's really you, Mom and Dad? Wow. Excuse me while I go cut my balls off."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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You mean UPN.

Not that I ever watched it or anything. Certainly not religiously. Nope, not me. Pure ungeek here.

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so that's why you make boorite say "engage" with every thrust

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