Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 1-19-06

Whatcha doing today Bacon? I'm starting a dating agency! Cool. Wanna see my flyer? "The Bacon Love Train"? I call it the BLT!

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 1-19-06

So how will you get people to enroll? Easy! I'm taking pictures of people in the street with my telephoto lense and posting the pictures on my website! Why are you taking pictures of people in the street? Everyone closed their curtains!

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 1-19-06

Bacon's Dating Agency - "The Bacon Love Train" Hello, BLT! BLT? Yeah, I'd like rye bread, easy on the mayo and do you have french mustard? This is not a Deli! Can I have a pizza?

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 1-24-06

Bacon's Love Train - The 'BLT' So, what kind of partner are you looking for? Er, someone who I can have for dinner... I know just the person! Later at dinner... I don't think this is gonna work out.... Hey, I'm not complaining!

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 1-24-06

Bacon's Dating Agency Er... Aah... Yeah, I wanna complain about that last date you set up? What's the problem? Read my application again. That's an 'f' not a 'd'... So, you're not looking for a good duck?

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We all gotta start somewhere...

last part...

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 1-24-06

Bacon's Dating Agency I gotta find someone compatible for this guy! It's your lucky day! I've found someone who's got lots in common with you! Great! Hey, is that the new Soulmaster 2000?

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 1-24-06

Bacon's Dating Agency So Bacon, how's the Bacon Love Train working out? The BLT? Great! I've got a 100% success rate! Oy vey! I don't think this is gonna work out! Don't tell me - it's not me, it's you, right?

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 1-25-06

Bacon's Dating Agency So uh, what do you do? I sell virtual milk from my website. I SAID I wanted someone with an online DIARY! I see...

Smokey & Bacon by count_libido 1-25-06

So 'Bacon's Love Train' was a failure? Yeah, the BTL is no more... Bummer. Did you lose all the money you invested? Yeah, they made give back every penny. Then you're broke again huh? Actually no. I sold all their numbers to a telesales company in India!

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We all gotta start somewhere...

I liked it. I laughed, bacon cried. Everything I wanted from a comic series.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

B.L.T. comic set was A.O.K.!
Goooooood stuff!

I loved the one about a good duck. Very funny.

Some jokes were tired, but overall I liked them.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

An freewheelin', amusing ride. Not crappy at all.

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8===D

The majority of those were better than I expected them to be. Kudos libido, good on ya.

^_^

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Don't like it? Eat me.