The (not at all anticipated) Return of... by DaveMonkey 1-30-06

THAW PROCESS BEGIN... WAKING SUBJECT DAVE_MONKEY FROM HIBERNATION... RESTORING VISION... BRINGING SUBJECT BACK TO CONCIOUSNESS... Whussu...? DOWNLOADING MEMORY... MEMORY DOWNLOADED... DOWNLOADING PERSONALITY... *ERROR* PERSONALITY FUCKED UP... DIAGNOSIS: TWAT... SOLUTION: FUCK IT... Am I back?

DaveMonkey: The Road Back. by DaveMonkey 1-30-06

Ah. Welcome back online, Mr. Monkey. Who are you? Are you Michael Knight? What does that make me then? Does that make me KITT? Or am I some other form of transport? A Skoda perhaps... It seems that the subject has some disorientation and mass confusion, probably owing to the deep freeze. Of course- No, Doc. He's really like that... Then we are truly doomed.

Oh yeah. Good to be back.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

You will always be "that guy with the quote marks" to me.

I Love you too, Kramer.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

And another one...

Catching up... by DaveMonkey 2-01-06

It seems that in the three years in deep sleep... ...A lot of things have happened. Wars have been fought, things have come and gone... ...And I still can't think of a decent new joke... Still coming back to this joke? Megatron laughs at your limitations!BWA HA HA HAAA!!

You can rate my stuff too, if you like.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"