Looney Tunes Rated R (Alternate take) by Damian1978 1-31-06

It's duck season. It's wabbit season Duck season Wabbit season. Fuck this. I'll shoot you myself. You despicable cunt.

We Found Your Brother by Damian1978 1-31-06

Detective...did you find my brother? Yes. He'sdead I'm afraid. He was anally raped and beaten to death with a huge dildo. OH NO! OH GOD NOOOOOOOOO! No. I'm kidding. He just ran off with his girlfriend. But you should have seen the look on your face.

Forgetful Bob by Damian1978 1-31-06

The other day I forgot that it was my wedding anniversary. My wife was pissed. I keep forgetting things lately. I don't know what it is. If I didn't have my head attached I'd forget that too. It's a bit cold in here isn't it?

Bob Saget Dirty by Damian1978 1-30-06

Aw. She's a goregous baby.Absolutely precious. Thank you. For a dollar I'd let you finger her.

Me rike the second one.

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