Break, Fast! by fundemented 1-31-06

You're going down, Jerry!! You ate my mother! Here comes The Pain!!! GAAAHH!! I love Denny's, the bacon seems to jump right into your mouth.

The Adventures of No-Action Guy by fundemented 1-31-06

I'm going to suck your blood! Could you suck it out of my penis?

Sorry, but I had to do an Abe Vigoda one.

Abe Vigoda: Fatherhood by fundemented 1-31-06

Bitch! Let's go! You're goin' down, whore! Now son, what did you're ol' Dad tell you? HOOOKKERRRRR FIIIIIIGGHHT! That's my BOY.

I made a few more, but these are my favorites.

Not bad, not bad...

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Quite good, actually.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I laughed out loud at the second one. Keep the funny comin'.

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I has a flavor!

Def good start..

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I dumb :D

Like the User name too.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE