here are some recent comics i created. what do you think?

Spleen Removal by PoissonRouge 2-04-06

what's the difference between a corvette and a thousand dead babies? i don't know mr. rice. what is the difference between a corvette and a thousand dead babies? i don't have a corvette in my garage. . . .

Jam & Honey by PoissonRouge 2-04-06

i dug this fish out of the sand for you my dear. c'mon...don't be like that. i'm sorry i forgot your birthday. 5 minutes later. just take the fish -- please. you need to eat something. uncaring...ignorant...good-for-nothing...

Jam & Honey II by PoissonRouge 2-04-06

one hour later. Honey, why are you doing this to me? i'm trying my best to make you happy, but you don't even care about me or my feelings. i got you this fish... what else do you want from me?

Jam & Honey III by PoissonRouge 2-04-06

please just listen to me. Jam, who are you talking to? Honey? why were you talking to that microphone? HONEY! it is you! i was just beyond that tree... is that fish for me?

Jam & Honey IV by PoissonRouge 2-04-06

i thought you were gone forever! i think the heat is getting to you. if that wasn't you i was talking to... then who was it? . . . oh my goodness! we're all going to die! what are you babbling about?

[Click to view comic: 'Jam & Honey V']
[Click to view comic: 'Jam & Honey VI']

thanks.

These are meh. The punch lines need some punching up.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I like them. Punchlines aren't always the point of comics, it's nice to have the sort of story that just rolls along at its own pace.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

I thought about these cartoons today, while I was alone in a room. Farting.