"And den I whoak opp een my payamahs like dees!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Paris Hilton's Human Butt Plug speaks out;

"My skin was pale before I got this job!!"

Paris has this to say;

Dorf on Meth

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Ameet did not yet understand the basics of ventriloquism, and was puzzled when Mr. Voo-Boo would not speak like Charlie McCarthy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

they thought it was just stagefright until he lunged and devoured the cameraman whole

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what if nigger meant kite

So I call you out, Mini-Me, you alcoholic poser. I challenge you to a cage match and by the will of the sacred cow I will be victorious. You are no match for the little mama jamma in the blue pajama.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Oompa loompa doopity doo,
If you don't watch, it could happen to you,
Oompa loompa dupity duck
Being untouchable really does duck
What do you get when you're born in poverty
When your religion tells you'll never be...
Oompa loompa doopity dack
I guess I will have to go and smoke crack.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"A monkey, he steel my nuts"

"Please lend me rupee...I'm a little short"

Od always got that look when he was reminded of the hippo incident...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

am I the only one who wants to see Paris Hilton on Fire and say "Oh my god! that is so HOT!"

or no?

quote:

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am I the only one who wants to see Paris Hilton on Fire and say "Oh my god! that is so HOT!"

or no?

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"What do you do at the lumber mill?"
"The plane! The plane! I smooth wood with the plane!"

/kaufman

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

what do you say little man?

"i want to be a suicide bomber, when i grow up"

"I'm at the right height to go up on a lady"

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

What do you suppose the DW on the mic stands for? Maybe the Dwarf Watcher Network?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.