Pocket Pals by RedfeatheR 1-15-06

You know the thing about little girls... Little girls? Yeah. Like little underage gir-- You know what I mean... Anyways, it's like... You can only go second-knukle deep in them, but they can go, like, elbow deep in you. It's fuckin' bullshit Yeah it's the damndest thing

Pocket Pals II by RedfeatheR 1-15-06

Have you ever had a wet dream? What, like... have I ejaculated in my sleep? yeah Is that what you're asking? yeah yeah

Pocket Pals III by RedfeatheR 1-15-06

Whatcha drinking? It's-- Well accually it's a... Cinnamon Dolce Latte... Want a sip? No, no. No thanks Yeah? Nah So how's that kid you're fucking?

Pocket Pals IV by RedfeatheR 1-15-06

You know Silence is the secret of comedy. Observe That wasn't really... funny at all. It wasn't anything No, no, no. I was talking more along the lines of, like, the silence of me fucking your dead Mother

Pocket Pals V by RedfeatheR 1-15-06

Whatcha thinking about? hm? What... What.. are you... What are you th-- Calm down you bumbling fuck... and talk to me Want me to tell you what I'm thinking?

Pocket Pals VI by RedfeatheR 1-15-06

I'm not doing this anymore Doing What? I'm not..doing this anymore Doing what? This THIS shit right here! Talking about... SHIT!!! all day fucking long! And and and and, like, Fucking DO something with my, fucking... LIFE!!! I mean CHRIST! I don'-- I don't... I Don't what?

Pocket Pals VII by RedfeatheR 1-16-06

Do you ever-- Play with my balls when I'm talking to you? Yes. I was going to say, "Do you ever stop playing with your balls when you talk to me" Then I'm changeing my answer

Pocket Pals VIII by RedfeatheR 1-16-06

My parents are getting a divorce Yeah? Yeah. It really sucks man. I'll never have my family under one roof again. 23 years down the drain... I'm so fucking sad But you get, like, double the Christmas and birthday presents from now on. That's gonna kick ass I'll take it from the hairs on the back of your neck that you are just now realizing this.

Pocket Pals IX by RedfeatheR 1-16-06

What are you staring at? Your goatee. I've never understood them What? My goatee? Not yours in particular. All of them. I never understood why one would purposefully grow hair to surround the mouth. There should be only one hair surrounded orifice. Your asshole. But then again your breath does smell like shit

Not bad, enjoyable.

Pocket Pals X by RedfeatheR 2-13-06

Can one spontaneously change race? What? No Cos I think I was black once You prolly just had a boner

Pocket Pals XI by RedfeatheR 2-13-06

... so I punched her in the stomach and her fetus fell out ... and then I picked it up and ate it The fetus? Yeahp Gross. Don't eat off the floor

Pocket Pals XII by RedfeatheR 2-13-06

I made a stink ohgod It smells like dead grandma ovaries nope, peanut butter