Footloose by MathiasSmith 2-11-06

You can't be serious... He...he took all the children out behind the shed, blindfolded them, and...he shot them. Each and every one. Oh...oh God. That's not even the worst part, man...that's not even the worst part. They took the bodies and hanged them from rafters in the old Church...and then...and then... They just started dancin'.

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Have a Happy Valentine's Day, Folks by MathiasSmith 2-11-06

That woman...all she ever does is bitch. My life is stressful enough, I-I'm out there making money. She doesn't know...she just doesn't know. It's get so lonely around here. Red Phone doesn't even talk to me unless he has to anymore...whatever happened to the passion in our lives? LATER Hello honey, I hope I didn't wake you up. Go back to sleep...I'm not going to kill you. Not tonight. This is the best Valentine's Day ever.

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OH BOY I JUST TOTALLY MADE A BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN JOKE GUYS by MathiasSmith 2-04-06

IN THE GALACTUS STRIPZ... BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN MORE LIKE BAREBACK MOUNTAIN OHGOD ITS A MOVIE ABOUT GAY COWBOYS ROFFLEZ Dude, you have got this thing down pat. We could be milking these gay cowboy titties for YEARS WHERE'S THAT COWBOY IMAGE I WONDER IF THOSE COWBOYS EVER PUT THEIR PENISES IN EACH OTHERS' ANUSES DOWN ON THE RANCH LOLOLOLOLOL Man, we have enough material to last for days. Why don't you head home early, Abraxas? No, I-I start to realize how empty my life is when I'm alone.

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Heh, milking cowboy titties.

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Hooray for catharsis!

Red phone is a badass.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Your comics have a pleasantly strange quality.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.