REAL Random Comic Layout #1 by RealRandomComicMan 2-11-06

I haven't had a date for valentine's day since my death. I'm glad you could look past that and see the real me. This dame is pure squaresville. I know what you're thinking, I don't look much like my picture. Well thats because the picture was taken while I was living. I didn't want to scare you away from me just because I'm a corpse. I hate the internet.

REAL Random Comic #2 by RealRandomComicMan 2-11-06

Living in this small Tokyo apartment has really opened my eyes to the outside world. I love living next door to actresses. Then I can write their every word into my screen play. I don't care that the walls are paper thin, its great to just not be so bogged down with space that I feel obligated to fill with things. I've never been good at capturing the female point of view onto paper, but this has just made my job so easy. I just wish I could meet a nice handsome man to email. I just don't have time for a face to face relationship. Oh geez! I hate the internet.

REAL Random Comic #3 by RealRandomComicMan 2-11-06

Should I walk up to that house? I know she's expecting me and everything, but that house is pretty scary looking. Man, I hate the internet!

REAL Random Comic #4 by RealRandomComicMan 2-11-06

So, this is hell, huh? Not as bad as I thought it would be. I got these two benches. The constant red neon glow is annoying. I guess thats what happens when you live a life full of killing single elderly woman. If it wasn't so damn easy to find them I would have been ok. I hate the internet.

REAL Random Comic #5 by RealRandomComicMan 2-11-06

This plane is going down and these people are counting on me to save them. I may not be a real knight, but I'll do my best to help these people. I was just on my way to a MMORPG conference and I was just dressing my part. I always get in trouble like this. I hate the internet.

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The same punchline, ten comics at a time.

REAL Random Comic #6 by RealRandomComicMan 2-11-06

Whats wrong buddy? I named my first comic, REAL Random Comic Layout #1 and then all the subsequent comics, REAL Random Comic #. So, whats the problem with that? Well, on the internet, people will find anything to fuck with you about. Especially continuity. That explains why the cops are comic to haul you away. I hate the internet.

REAL Random Comic #7 by RealRandomComicMan 2-11-06

I've been playing checkers by mail with my dad. Its taken 6 months, but we're about halfway through our first game now. He lives in Brazil, so it takes awhile between letters, but he challenged me to a best of seven tournament. He recommended we use the internet though. I hate the internet.

REAL Random Comic #8 by RealRandomComicMan 2-11-06

I hired my new assistant through an online assistant service. They kidnap homeless men and cut out their tongues and sell them into slavery. Its great cause its dirt cheap for me and I get someone to carry all my recyclables to the recycling plant. Now get all of those to the recycling plant, rummy. I hate the internet.

REAL Random Comic #9 by RealRandomComicMan 2-11-06

You enjoy seeing me pull on my nipple rings don't you? Actually, I'm blind and I'm sort of staring off into the distance. I didn't even know you were there. I read on the internet that blind people have all their other senses heightened. Does your sensitive sense of smell tell you how sexy I am? Not really. I read on the internet that--- I hate the internet.

REAL Random Comic #10 by RealRandomComicMan 2-11-06

You said you through the bomb at the White House. Why hasn't it gone off yet? I have no idea, it should have gone off by now. Where'd you get those plans? I read them on the internet. I hear the internet might not be the most reliable source of information. I hate the internet.

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The same punchline, ten comics at a time.

The comics started off okay and then got worse and worse, you would've been better off not making more than one.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I'll try harder.

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The same punchline, ten comics at a time.

#4 was pretty good.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old