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RealRandomComicMan
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REAL Random Comic #31 by RealRandomComicMan
2-12-06
I'm so steamed!
I can't belive I got all dressed up for that Star Trek convention and then my date stood me up.
I HATE YOU MOM!

REAL Random Comic #32 by RealRandomComicMan
2-12-06
I can't even look at you. I can't believe you even came out of my womb.
You said I was adopted.
I only said that out of anger. I only said it to hurt you.
So, I'm not adopted then?
I wish you were.
I hate you mom.

REAL Random Comic #33 by RealRandomComicMan
2-12-06
I don't see a fire. You called reporting a fire.
I called animal control three days ago about a tiger.
Then why am I here?
I don't know maybe you're dispatcher is retarded.
Young lady don't use that tone with me.
I hate you mom.

REAL Random Comic #34 by RealRandomComicMan
2-12-06
Playing a little skeet ball there huh? You're really working up a sweat. So whats your name?
Your mother.
So what are you in for? My mother abused me when I was young and it lead me to fondling elderly woman at the health clinic I volunteered at.
Yeah, I don't really want to talk to you.
I hate you mom.

REAL Random Comic #35 by RealRandomComicMan
2-12-06
Basically, I've been living in a half way house for the past six months just trying to sober up. Mom and dad wouldn't pay for the rehab clinic anymore, so I've just been trying to get by on my own.
Yeah, mom and dad are pricks.
Its not like that little brother. I've accepted Jesus into my life and I understand hat I put them through and I feel awful about it. I caused them alot of suffering.
You're so gay.
I just hope you don't go down the same path I did. I have alot of hopes and dreams for you.
I hate you mom.

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The same punchline, ten comics at a time.

2-12-06 7:11pm (new)
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RealRandomComicMan
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REAL Random Comic #36 by RealRandomComicMan
2-12-06
No...
I was just saying that maybe-
No...
I'm 64 years old, I can do what I want.
No...
I hate you mom.

REAL Random Comic #37 by RealRandomComicMan
2-12-06
No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
Excuse me?
I thought you were offering yourself to me.
Do I look like some sort of whore? Just cause my mother is half cigarette doesn't mean I just let anyone have me.
Erm....
I hate you mom.

REAL Random Comic #38 by RealRandomComicMan
2-12-06
Christmas is my favorite holiday, its just a shame that I never get any gifts.
It really is a shame my mother ate all my brothers and sisters when they were babies or else I'd have more siblings to share gifts with.
I hate you mom.

REAL Random Comic #39 by RealRandomComicMan
2-12-06
REDRUM huh?
Look at it in a mirror or something.
Thats way too involved.
Its poetic!
Its a fucking crime scene.
I hate you mom.

REAL Random Comic #40 by RealRandomComicMan
2-12-06
What are you thinking about?
I'm just thinking back to what my mom always used to tell me when I was a little kid.
Oh really? What did she used to tell you?
She said if I ever had sex with another man she would write me out of the family will and I'd never inherit a dime.
I hate you mom!

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The same punchline, ten comics at a time.

2-12-06 7:11pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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The Christmas tree looks really pretty against that black background, and the squirrel is cute sitting there looking at it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

2-12-06 9:54pm (new)
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HotRodDeathToll
Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

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I know, how cool!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

2-13-06 1:59am (new)
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Grilledhamz1
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I know good job!

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Napoleon Dynamite phrases: "Do chickens have large talons?" "Gosh, Freaking idoit"!

2-15-06 5:28pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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REAL random comic? What a concept!

2-15-06 6:15pm (new)
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SPAgentJackBauer24
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAWESOMEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHILARIOUSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And it goes on for 50 years more...

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I'm at The-Geek. The-Geek is my home. thegeek is the maker of The-Geek. I know that's complex.

3-02-06 3:21pm (new)
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RealRandomComicMan
Stripcreator Newbie

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So does that mean you guys like my work? I got some harsh comments on my first series. What do you guys think of the newer ones?

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The same punchline, ten comics at a time.

3-02-06 4:33pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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As always, if you keep at it, you get better. And this seems to be the case here. I enjoy these FAR more than your first batch. Kudos.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

3-02-06 5:09pm (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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They're good, I'll say that, but I think they'd be better if you had the random layout in the first panel, but edited however you wanted to in the second and third.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

3-02-06 8:03pm (new)
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RealRandomComicMan
Stripcreator Newbie

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Thats just madness.

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The same punchline, ten comics at a time.

3-03-06 9:52am (new)
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DaveMonkey
Your Pinnochio Ninja

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ahhhhhh....

*sucks air through teeth*

ahhhhhh....

Mother Issues...

Just kidding. Not bad.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

3-03-06 10:05am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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good shit...i laughed out loud, chuckled and even did a bit of giggling. But only cuz i live alone. i never giggle in public.

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Kill Whitey.

3-03-06 6:58pm (new)
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