The Passion of the Apparently-Megatron. by DaveMonkey 2-20-06

Aha! Mighty Megatron spys a meat-bag who openly defies Mighty Megatron's superiority! Oh certainly! Once Mighty Megatron is done getting his little girly underwear back form the cleaners, then we can do battle... Is Mighty Megatron detecting sarcasm? Mighty Megatron can go fuck off now...

Enjoy...

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Alterniatively Lost: Milking it Dry. by DaveMonkey 2-20-06

Look! There's something out there! A sort of refuse bin with some sort of a stick-thing inside! Look! You must think I'm the dumbest bastard alive. If I turn and look, you're gonna steal the last coconut! Fine! Don't believe me. See if I care! We were sailing aloooooooong.... on moonlight BAAaaaAAAaaaAAAYY!!

Political Mumbo Jumbo. by DaveMonkey 2-20-06

Have you ever noticed we never talk about politics? What do you think about the current situation with the U.S. President? I love Bush! Yessir... I just love Bush... It's Bush all the way for me... So you agree with what George W. has done in Iraq? Sorry, I wasn't listening. The who did the what, now?

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I like your cOoOoOoOoOmIcS.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

ThaaaAAAaaaaAAAnk... yoooOOOooooOOuuu!

I'm like Mariah Carey or something...

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I'd like to play with Mariah Carey's tits.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Right you are. Sorry.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Chip chip.

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