A short series I did recently. Hope you enjoy!

Extra Crispy I by Lord_Patrick 2-26-06

Hello! I am Mr Crisp, and this is my friend, Mr Lite. Contrary to popular belief, I am not a fish. I'm half crab, half fish. We both live in an Italian restaurant. You know, this pasta ain't gonna generate sauce by itself! What? This be the obligatory cameo, folks. Good webcomic cost more!

Extra Crispy II by Lord_Patrick 2-26-06

Yes? Sir, I must discuss something with you. Mama Mia! I'm from the Department of Health. And unless you clean up your store, we will shut it down. Better get to work cleaning this.. urgh! Indeed. My scanner reads that this room is 2% silicone 15% concrete, 20% water, 10% adhesive, and 53% crap.

Extra Crispy III by Lord_Patrick 2-27-06

Just a little bit left, a little bit right.. Now, getting a new paint job.. Damn MPAA.. kicking me out because my eyebrows would frighten small children and just about everybody else.. cleaning up the chairs.. To Be Continued and licensing deals. Now I should be just about finished! Would you like Bible's in Genesis blue, Torah black, Cardinal grey, or , only on request Vatican Gold?

Extra Crispy IV by Lord_Patrick 2-27-06

Now he's coming! Better prepare! Hello again. Hmm.. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shut you down. What? My place is clean, my staff polite! That's not the reason why we're shutting you down.. The reason is because you and your establishment.. ..doesn't care about black people!

Extra Crispy V: Series Finale by Lord_Patrick 2-27-06

We are shutting down your establishment, but not before a little gift is delivered to the President.. Here's a package for the president sir. Excellent. I'll present sent it to Stan for checking. Here's a package for you, Lord Cheney. Excellent.. The End Now I get to be all alone with you! NOOOO!

Cheers
Patrick

I don't really understand what you're getting at here, but I like the first one whole bunches.

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They're fun, and get progressively less coherent as they continue. Just the way I like 'em!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old