RealRandomComic #51 by RealRandomComicMan 3-03-06

You just don't realize how hard this is for me. I realize being mulatto is something that might be hard for you to deal with. It's not just that. Then what is it buddy? I'm also part asian. Whuh, thas REDONKLOUS!

Real Random Comic #52 by RealRandomComicMan 3-03-06

Its rough being Irish in a canadian town. Yeah, we can't understand your ideals because we're closed minded idealisists. Is that a word? I'm positive of it. I'm not sure I believe you, I'm gonna have to look it up. Whuh, thas REDONKULOUS!

Real Random Comic #53 by RealRandomComicMan 3-03-06

Baby new year sure turned out to be a big letdown. YOU SON OF A BITCH! Is there a problem? I WAS IN AN AWFUL ACCIDENT AND ALL I CAN REMEMBER SINCE IS BABY NEW YEAR! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? Well, I don't know jack shit about you cause you're baby new years 2001. Whuh, thas REDONKULOUS!

Real Random Comic #54 by RealRandomComicMan 3-03-06

This vortex is causing me to freeze. Look Brendan Frasier, for the last time Encino Man is just a movie. But thats really a vortex right there. Whuh, thas REDONKULOUS!

Real Random Comic #55 by RealRandomComicMan 3-03-06

My bird flew away. All thats left behind is this turd he left. I shall eat it. Whuh, thas REDONKULOUS!

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The same punchline, ten comics at a time.

Real Random Comic #56 by RealRandomComicMan 3-03-06

I'm telling you man, I blacked out, woke up and I was here like this. Look bro, first thing we gotta do is calm down. I'M FUCKING BLEEDING MAN! ITS GONNA GO IN MY MOUTH! If you don't calme down its going to bleed more. Wait, this is jelly. My head is actually a donut. Whuh, thas REDONKULOUS!

Real Random Comic #57 by RealRandomComicMan 3-03-06

I need nectar to die or else I can't be your herald anymore galactus. Quiet Cosmic Bee. You make suckle nectar from my sweet dingleberries. Sir, I didn't realize you had orchards growing on you. Dingleberries are the pieces of shit that get tangled in my ass hair after I take a shit. I could get rid of them if I wiped and bathed properly, but I'm a piece of shit. I will not feast on the fecal remains of fallen planets. Whuh, thas REDONKULOUS!

Real Random Comic #58 by RealRandomComicMan 3-03-06

What are you thinking about. Look, we've been friends for a long time, you can tell me anything. Everytime I see you eat a carrot I just wish it was my orange cock thats penetrating your lips instead of that god damned lucky ass carot. I WANT TO BE IN YOUR MOUTH! Whuh, thas REDONKULOUS!

Real Random Comic #59 by RealRandomComicMan 3-03-06

Look, I'm your boss an I says you sit in the can. I quit then. Now you aren't my boss. Look, I'm really sorry. Hell no, I quit! If you want me to come back and talk to you I'm gonna want a raise. Maybe we can talk about some stock options. Whuh, thas REDONKULOUS!

Real Random Comic #60 by RealRandomComicMan 3-03-06

I know you're angry, but I'm not a mind reading bot. Tell me whats wrong. Saying something different would we make love....Would it kill you? Baby, I told you its not my fault. Its the protocols. I thought when we left Philly that we left the protocols behind. We went to Philly so you could get a 3rd trimester abortion. You must have blocked it from your mind after I beat you so viciously and dragged your bleeding carcass there. Whuh, thas REDONKULOUS!

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The same punchline, ten comics at a time.

OMG are you teh enemy of randomcomicguy! OH NOES!

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I dumb :D

I respect his work.

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The same punchline, ten comics at a time.

YOU HACK

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EVERON ELSE IS A HACK