2 - 1 by crabby 3-05-06

You guarantee results? You'll be so tiny you'll be able to live amongst your family as normal, but you'd be so microscopic that they'd never notice you. They'll never tease me for being the tallest kid in the fourth grade again! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook, Take the pill before you go to sleep and when you wake up you'll be small.

2 - 2 by crabby 3-05-06

I really hate being the tallest kid, I just wish I were as tall as everyone else. By shrinking down to microscopic size, I'll be the smallest of the kids around. Or something.....

2 - 3 by crabby 3-05-06

Did it work, did I shrink? There's only one way to tell. I'm going to have to check my dick. I'm tiiiiiny.

2 - 4 by crabby 3-05-06

Well, what sort of bug are you kid? You sneak in on a crate from France or something? I shrunk myself down to microscopic size to teach everyone a lesson. What lesson would that be? That I'm not always the tallest kid around! Thats some dumb shit. PWNED!!!!!!!!

2 - 5 by crabby 3-05-06

It was all a dream! I was never a giant at all. I'm so glad! Wait...What if this is the dream. I have to be sure. Only one way to find out. I'm tiiiiiny.

Pretty good. The first three only seemed to serve as a set up for the last two, though. #4 would easily have been the best if the punchline had been something other than "PWNED!!!!!!!!"

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