If you got beef, step up!

You'll have to excuse me. I've had a bit to drink and will regret creating this stupid thread in the morning.

I already regret your creating this stupid thread.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Just what kind of beef are we talking here?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I gotcher beef right here...

...in my freezer, next to the frozen vegetables.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Wohoo! Make us a stew! And put some koala in it!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I regret making this stupid thread.

I have the sort of beef that melts in your mouth... and ROTS IN YOUR GULLET!

Now step off, before I haves to break your ass, fool!

STEP!

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Needs more sodomy.

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Andy Dougan.

Pish.

Nuff Said.

(and ill meet you for a pint sometime)

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I warn you - he gets drunk very easily...

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The time I got tipsy on one can of lager I was about 15, and also hadn't eaten anything all day.

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Quoting threads inside a different thread. The sport of kings.

Kokanee beer tastes like pickle juice. Funny I should say...

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Here's your meat:

Or, you can find something especially tasty here.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

If i step up to the evening times offices again , then that restraining order comes into force.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

How come Andy Dougan is constantly going around, starting shit-fests with everyone?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The same reason that the cookie monster loves cookies.

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Dad was flammable

pcp?

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Ask boorite.

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Dad was flammable

Whatcha gonna do, punk?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.