A new series of comics I've been working on since....the last.....seven minutes.

Enjoy!....so far.....

Minimum Wage: Episode 1 by Heid 3-08-06

A new arrival to the company... Well kid that's everything. Any questions do far? Yeah. What happened to the guy I'm replacing? Oh, we buried his feet in concrete and drowned him. Then we ate his dog. Heh. You're funny. "Yes.....funny.....you just keep telling yourself that." *GLUG*

Minimum Wage: Episode 2 by Heid 3-08-06

So, how ya getting on? Oh fine fine. Boss seems decent I guess. So....you're not at all concerned about the sudden disappearance of the guy who used to work in that exact spot? Hey, his loss my gain I suppose. Heh. Yeah. I give him a week. Is that blood on my monitor?

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It's deja vu all over again!

Heh, i loved the first one

and putting 'ate his dog' was a great touch

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

Cheers. Took me many minutes to do. Ah, 'not being at work' was there ever a greater concept?

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It's deja vu all over again!

Minimum Wage: Episode 3: Office Flirting in the 21st Century by Heid 3-08-06

Internet dating in real-life scenarios Hey Derek. A/S/L? Asl? What the hell is "asl"? LOL! Stick to Hentai porn ferchristsake! "Lol" is it now?! I'm gonna go take a dump and drop it in your coffee. The Internet has failed me again!

Minimum Wage: Episode 4 by Heid 3-08-06

Will someone please design a background with a coffee machine / water cooler in it?!? Hey. Seen the new guy? Who is it this week? Name's Derek. Oh...him.....he's an arse. You think everyone's an arse. But I think everyone's a- Bastard you got there before me!

Minimum Wage: Episode 5 by Heid 3-08-06

Hey. Sorry about freaking you out earlier. It's just I'm usually über suave when it comes to introducing myself on Internet chat rooms to hot females... .....already I'm moist..... ...but seriously......I'd, er...like to get to know you. Would you, I dunno, at some point, maybe like to... ...the next words out of your mouth best be "kick me in the groin." I think my blood-stained desk would be a safer haven. Your quick 180° turn suggests I am incorrect to biblical proportions, yes?

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It's deja vu all over again!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ahhhh I see now......

I gotta start, ya know, "looking properly".

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It's deja vu all over again!