Just getting started - go ahead, I can (gulp) take the brutal truth....

Barney and Cledus by VrtclSmile 3-02-06

Hey, Cledus! How's life treating you? Aw, man, not worth a shit! Goddamn son of a bitch, all I get is pure hell all the time! Every day is like sticking a hot poker up my ass! Jeez, man, I'm sorry! I didn't know your life was that bad! Life?? Hell, I thought you said, "How's your WIFE treating you?"

Barney and Cledus - 2 by VrtclSmile 3-03-06

So I says, "Honey, them NMDA receptors ain't gonna become glutamate sensitive by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Barney and Cledus - 3 by VrtclSmile 3-06-06

Hey, man, did you hear how Brokeback and the transvestite role got snubbed at the Oscars? I know! By God, it ain't right!! George Bush hates gay people and transvestites! It's becuz the gubmint controls the voting! Dick Cheney had something to do with this!! Dude, you've got to quit hanging out on the Fark.com forums so much!

Just glad to be here....

Of course, this was just too hard to resist

Return To Brokeback Mountain by VrtclSmile 3-06-06

It shore is lonely out here on Brokeback Mountain.... I can't wait til my partner returns from Hollywood. RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! I wish I knew how to quit you.....

The first one was pretty good and so was the last one. I see some major potential here. Keep at it.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I don't know who rated you bad, but ignore the rating. You've got talent.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Me like, me like.

Keep it up!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

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I'm at The-Geek. The-Geek is my home. thegeek is the maker of The-Geek. I know that's complex.