Hello all..new here

Thoughts good
Puppies bad
Post thoughts
Somethign that rhymes with bad..possibly sad..or glad, but also wraps up the stupid puppy comment made above

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Too cool for a sig...oh wait...dammit

"The Break Up" was funny.

The other one was not funny.

And I vow not rhyme just because someone tells me to, not even a tad.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I agree......

cheers for the input, i shall continue to try..or put a bullet in my head...either or

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Too cool for a sig...oh wait...dammit

OK, any thought on these ones..better or worse?

How Funny Are Puns? The Answer is: Not Very. by benjum 3-13-06

Hey man, how's things? I don't know, let me go check Yeah, the things are good I hope you die. Soon. In a fire.

Randomly generated funniness by benjum 3-15-06

I'm a ninja. I can kill people with my special skills. I'm santa. Small children sit on my lap and tell me what they want Wanna swap? No.

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Too cool for a sig...oh wait...dammit

Love the second one.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

The power of the pun can be harmful to your health.

Kaufman Physics by crabby 6-18-03

I'm going to kill you. I'm a hugely popular swiss musician and I'm going to lure you to Switzerland and kill you. **RANDOM PUN** I'm going to lure you in with a phony email. You won't remember having this conversation because your asleep. You will die in Switzerland. **RANDOM PUN** I'm serious though. You're going to die at the hands of an insanely popular Swiss musician in Switzerland. **RANDOM PUN**