I bear gifts of more horridness.

I have no invites to my penis party.... by ojcme 3-07-06

My version of a commerical. So, how does product number 1 compare with product number 2? Product number 2 makes me feel like there's a party in my pants. Am I invited? NO! GET THE FUCK OUT! WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN GO TO MY PENIS PARTY? Dude, I just wanted to know which product you liked more. Both of them taste like shit.

It's okay, because I'm black.

Animals. by ojcme 3-05-06

JUST A JOKE Damnit, I hate niggers. I hope, for your sake, you're just saying this to illicit a reaction out of me. If I wanted to do that, I'd just hang you and all of your immediate family from my favorite lynchin' tree. Jesus Christ, you're a racist. No, I just like lynching animals. This is why I hate the south.

I hate Taco Bell

Taco Bell by ojcme 3-02-06

Based off the Taco Bell Commercial. So....I got filled last night. You dog! What? Are you implying that my girlfriend has a penis and has been sodomizing me for the last several years? No...I'm....CHRIST! This is supposed to be a commercial about shitty food. So, your girlfriend sodomizes you, huh? Rape==punchline. No. Where the hell'd you get that idea? Are you retarded or something? God, I want to just bend you over right now.

My sister returns, now less filling.

My sister part 9 by ojcme 2-25-06

When we last left our hero, he was listening to more of his sister's bullshit. So, what're you eating? Somme delicious hamburger. Oh my god. Meat is, like, so bad for you. Do you know how many cows die every day to feed America? Yeah, not enough. What?

Two little kids speak their minds about modern political issues.

Adventures of Two little shits. by ojcme 2-24-06

When we last left our heroes, they ran away and shit. Man, I can't believe we ran away. I'm going to miss everyone that I knew. Me too. I'm especially going to miss the sound of your sister's pussy. ..... What? I will! Oh, and that reminds me, your mom isn't going to want to "look for us" for a little. Why's that? I slipped my own secret sauce between her sesame seed buns.

Cowboys just ain't what they used to be. And that includes whatever modern day movie people are talking about because it features two gay men.
[Click to view comic: 'Take them out and shoot 'em']

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Hooray for catharsis!