If Choppa was on the "Lost" Island... by chopper 9-22-05

Mi nuh care what them tell you, while we deh pon dis island you will adress me as Major Machete! And yu nuh name Sawyer nuh more, u call Shaggy from now on. Sir yes sir. Mr machete, we have prepared the budoir in the cave. It will be me the rich chick and the Chiney gal. It just so happens I brought some outfits with me. You feel more like: nurse, cheerleader or maid. Or maybe a sexy feral girl? We gotta get off this island! We trying to build a raft, but smaddy ah torch it! Is me decide who an who a go leave dis island, and whoever find me Ganja Plane first have a guaranteed spot.

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

In an early unanimous decision, the "What the Fuck?" award for 2006 goes to... that comic.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I thought it was excellent and would pay good money to see a fight between Major Machete and Mr Eko with his jesus stick.

Respect youthman, do they have a Mr Eko charachter for the comics?

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

Sorry Mr Fassy, No refunds.

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy